Doris

female partner, girl-friend or wife

can't make it lads, gotta go shoppin' with me doris

by dilbert scrunchie June 12, 2003

spread-bottom

fat person, usually middle aged

I sat on the bus, next to some enormous spread-bottom

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

DS

Drug Squad i.e. police

I hear Brief-case Steve got fingered by the DS

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

lag

prisoner as in "old lag"

Big Len was an old lag out a' the Srubs

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

spin

insult, short for "spin on this ..." (upturned finger), i.e. "go fuck yourself"

hey smart arse - just spin babe

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

knackers

the knacker man, as in "fit for the knackers" i.e. exhausted, dead

eeh by gum, ah wuz fit for knackers

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

handsfree

type of mobi use in the car

am just on me handsfree at the mo mate

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003