dilbert scrunchie's definitions

poxy

inferior quality or cheap, especially of scrubberor cheap car lit. "infected with the pox"

Lee's gone an' nicked a poxy Fiests again

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

DEFFO

(short for) definitely (esp. in web chat and texting)

I'll see you there, deffo

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

spread-bottom

fat person, usually middle aged

I sat on the bus, next to some enormous spread-bottom

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

stinger

type of extendable mechanical device usewd by police for puncturing the tyres of a speeding car during a car chase

I swerved right round the stinger

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

handsfree

type of mobi use in the car

am just on me handsfree at the mo mate

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

prannet

foolish or gormless person

I'd rondez-vouez with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet

"Billericay Dickie" by Ian Dury c.1978

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

snarly head

cheeky or insulting scouse boy/urchin usaully, with shaved head and loud screeching voice

me new car was immediately surrounded by snarly heads demanding money

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003