dilbert scrunchie's definitions

arse-wank

a tedious exploit, waste of time or otherwise disappointing activity

going to that club was complete arse-wank

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

gog

(esp. in Scouse) person from North Wales
(pos orig from Welsh "goggledd" = North)

the pub was full of fuckin Gogs

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

pre-spunker

aldolescent boy who does not yet ejaculate, or, generally - under aged/illegal gay partner

I waited for an hour in the bog, but all I saw was a cute blond pre-spunker

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

spin

insult, short for "spin on this ..." (upturned finger), i.e. "go fuck yourself"

hey smart arse - just spin babe

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

taffia

organised crime in the South Wales vallies (cross between taffies and Mafia)

that arson job on our club'ouse was the Taffia, deffo

by dilbert scrunchie July 17, 2003

ming

Liberal Democrat "Menzies" (pronounced "Mingios") Campbell

Hello Ming

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

scally

young boy (usually) gay who wears dirty trackies, baseball cap, worn trainers, often untidy, a rascal or a little scamp

you sexy little scally

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003