YONKS

a long time

I went out with her for yonks

by dilbert scrunchie May 14, 2003

fig8

figure or eight descender (aluminium device of that shape used in mountaineering and caving)

I've droped me fig8

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

snarly head

cheeky or insulting scouse boy/urchin usaully, with shaved head and loud screeching voice

me new car was immediately surrounded by snarly heads demanding money

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

krab

karabiner (aluminium coupling loup with safety closure used in mountaineering and caving)

thrown me down a krab mate

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

PRADDOCK

cross between a prat and a pillock

don't just sit there you great steaming praddock

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

Doris

female partner, girl-friend or wife

can't make it lads, gotta go shoppin' with me doris

by dilbert scrunchie June 12, 2003

spread-bottom

fat person, usually middle aged

I sat on the bus, next to some enormous spread-bottom

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003