dilbert scrunchie's definitions

PRADDOCK

cross between a prat and a pillock

don't just sit there you great steaming praddock

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

DB

the dog's bollocks, i.e. the best

that car is the db round here

by dilbert scrunchie June 24, 2003

taffia

organised crime in the South Wales vallies (cross between taffies and Mafia)

that arson job on our club'ouse was the Taffia, deffo

by dilbert scrunchie July 17, 2003

pre-spunker

aldolescent boy who does not yet ejaculate, or, generally - under aged/illegal gay partner

I waited for an hour in the bog, but all I saw was a cute blond pre-spunker

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

Doris

female partner, girl-friend or wife

can't make it lads, gotta go shoppin' with me doris

by dilbert scrunchie June 12, 2003

prannet

foolish or gormless person

I'd rondez-vouez with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet

"Billericay Dickie" by Ian Dury c.1978

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

handsfree

type of mobi use in the car

am just on me handsfree at the mo mate

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003