dilbert scrunchie's definitions

YONKS

a long time

I went out with her for yonks

by dilbert scrunchie May 14, 2003

PRADDOCK

cross between a prat and a pillock

don't just sit there you great steaming praddock

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

arse-wank

a tedious exploit, waste of time or otherwise disappointing activity

going to that club was complete arse-wank

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

prannet

foolish or gormless person

I'd rondez-vouez with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet

"Billericay Dickie" by Ian Dury c.1978

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

Doris

female partner, girl-friend or wife

can't make it lads, gotta go shoppin' with me doris

by dilbert scrunchie June 12, 2003

asbestos

drunk, as in "asbestos a newt"

last night he was asbestos

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

spread-bottom

fat person, usually middle aged

I sat on the bus, next to some enormous spread-bottom

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003