pooves

(UK) upper-class plural of poof

ooh my gawd! that place was full of pooves

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

stinger

type of extendable mechanical device usewd by police for puncturing the tyres of a speeding car during a car chase

I swerved right round the stinger

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

handsfree

type of mobi use in the car

am just on me handsfree at the mo mate

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

gog

(esp. in Scouse) person from North Wales
(pos orig from Welsh "goggledd" = North)

the pub was full of fuckin Gogs

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

prannet

foolish or gormless person

I'd rondez-vouez with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet

"Billericay Dickie" by Ian Dury c.1978

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

pre-spunker

aldolescent boy who does not yet ejaculate, or, generally - under aged/illegal gay partner

I waited for an hour in the bog, but all I saw was a cute blond pre-spunker

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

taffia

organised crime in the South Wales vallies (cross between taffies and Mafia)

that arson job on our club'ouse was the Taffia, deffo

by dilbert scrunchie July 17, 2003