dilbert scrunchie's definitions

Doris

female partner, girl-friend or wife

can't make it lads, gotta go shoppin' with me doris

by dilbert scrunchie June 12, 2003

old bill

(UK) police

Slasher Smith got turned over by the Old Bill

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

pooves

(UK) upper-class plural of poof

ooh my gawd! that place was full of pooves

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

cuffed

held in handcuffs (by police)

after the match al me mates were cuffed

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

taffia

organised crime in the South Wales vallies (cross between taffies and Mafia)

that arson job on our club'ouse was the Taffia, deffo

by dilbert scrunchie July 17, 2003

pre-spunker

aldolescent boy who does not yet ejaculate, or, generally - under aged/illegal gay partner

I waited for an hour in the bog, but all I saw was a cute blond pre-spunker

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

PRADDOCK

cross between a prat and a pillock

don't just sit there you great steaming praddock

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003