diggity monkeez's definitions

Durango Doug

The meanest, toughest cowboy in the Wild West. However, when it is revealed that he doesn't know how to ride a horse, he chickens out, and his logo becomes that of a chicken.

Durango Doug was an imaginary character created by Doug Funnie of Bluffington.

by Diggity Monkeez March 17, 2005

Piece of Cake

An easy task that usually ends up being more fun than difficult.

Mom: Mop the floor, please, son.

Son: Mop the floor, eh? Piece of cake!

Mom: What?

Son: I said that mopping the floor will be a piece of cake.

Mom: Oh, OK. I didn't hear you the first time.

Son: Understood.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Utter

1) To say/speak.

2) Complete, full; in reference to abstract concepts, rather than objects.

1) Strangely enough, Albert didn't utter a word after his convincing victory.

2) Steven's utter happiness was kept hidden under the indifferent expression he always carried.

by Diggity Monkeez March 11, 2005

Race

Competition of speed in which the competitors start equidistant to a certain point that all racers attempt to reach. Whomever reaches said point first wins the race.

I finished third in the twenty-man race.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Outside Reading

Reading done outside of school, usually by choice. After being mandatory in elementary school, pleasure reading was (therefore, perhaps?) regarded as uncool in middle school but trendy in high school.

Pleasure reading makes other people look like intellectuals, but doing my pleasure reading on some type of online dictionary did nothing for me.

by Diggity Monkeez April 3, 2005

Lunch Money

The most commonly-stolen item of weak public-schoolers, especially in lower-income areas where the schools do not put money on a computerized lunch account. At such a school, students have to bring in the necessary money each day to buy their meal, allowing bullies to steal money that they can actually use, as opposed to a check (is it spelled 'cheque'?).

Ferdinand: Yeah, Corey stole my lunch money again.

Baron: No problem. I'll share my lunch with you.

by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005

Babe

1) Legendary giant, blue ox who travelled the Great Plains with renowned giant Paul Bunyan.

2) First-ever recorded sheep-herding pig.

3) Baseball player regarded as the greatest ever at his sport.

1) Babe and Paul Bunyan were both giants.

2) After fearing he would be eaten, Babe felt all the more determined to prove his doubters wrong.

3) When Babe joined the Yankees, he had already won three World Series(es?); he went on to win four more.

by Diggity Monkeez April 7, 2005