diggity monkeez's definitions

Second Person

The part of speech that is used when speaking directly to another person. The second person utilizes the word 'you' (and, below the Mason-Dixon line, 'y'all').

I tried referring to myself in the second person when bragging about all of my outstanding test scores, but my friend thought that I was complimenting him.

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

Dim

The opposite of 'bright'.

1) Little Tim is rather dim because he can't spell very well.

2) The room's kinda dim; you might need to change the light bulb.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Jeff Cirillo

The best example of a career destroyed by Coors Field. Under contract with the Milwaukee Brewers.

Jeff Cirillo was one of the NL's best third basemen before he was traded to Colorado; now he's not even starting.

by Diggity Monkeez February 4, 2005

Location

The geographical point that an object is at.

Location, shmocation- I don't care where definitions come from!

by Diggity Monkeez April 27, 2005

IV

1) 'Four' in Roman numerals.

2) Intraveneous, as in 'intraveneous fluids'.

1) Harold IV was the fourth Harold in his family.

2) While you're here, sir, we need to hook you up to this IV.

by Diggity Monkeez February 8, 2005

Gerald Ford

A former football star at the University of Michigan. Gerald Ford's claim to fame comes from America' most recognizable rehabilitation center, the Betty Ford Clinic, which was set up by Ford's wife, Betty.

Gerald Ford's presidency was marked by two assassination attempts on his life. He's still alive now, so I'm assuming that they both failed.

by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005

Blackjack

A man's never-ending quest to reach '21'.

Blackjack is big in Las Vegas casinos.

by Diggity Monkeez January 5, 2005