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Vespucci

Italian cartographer for whom the Americas were named.

Vespucci lived in the 1500s.

by Diggity Monkeez March 6, 2005

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The only show on television that shows highlights of alomost all of the previous day's sporting events. However, any remaining time is spent discussing:

A) The Lakers, especially the Shaq/Kobe/Jackson feud.

B) Barry Bonds.

C) The Yankees/Red Sox rivalry.

After Ron Artest beat up some fan, SportsCenter was Laker-free for about a week, because ESPN kept showing the same replay of the same fight over and over and over.

by Diggity Monkeez December 19, 2004

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Fail

The opposite of succeed. To unsuccessfully attempt an undertaking.

I failed to become manager of McDonalds, so I settled on cleaining the mini-playground.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

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Bunt

In baseball, an purposely weak hit. There are two types of bunts:

Sacrifice (sac) bunt: The sac bunt is designed to move baserunners over to the next base. Doing so requires the fielders to throw the batter out at first base. A suicide squeeze is a sacrifice bunt designed to score a runner.

Bunt for a base hit: This bunt has no real name. It is a bunt designed to cross up the fielders and allow the batter to reach first base safely. A drag bunt is pulled down the baseline.

Rivas bunted Stewart over to third base, butting him in scoring position with only one out.

by Diggity Monkeez March 14, 2005

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Swear

To curse or 'cuss'. Swears are considered inappropriate to use in public places, but are less offensive than other profanities. These 'bad words' are often referenced by pre-adolescents by their first letter (the 'f' word, the 's' word, even 'h-e-double-hockey-sticks').

I swore in the privacy of my room, and nobody was offended.

by Diggity Monkeez March 22, 2005

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