diggity monkeez's definitions

Essential

Necessary; vital; of the utmost importance

Water is essential for life.

by Diggity Monkeez November 26, 2004

Bloated

Far bigger than appropriate; usually after a sudden gain of size.

Martino's cake factory put so many ingredients into their products that the end result was thousands of bloated cakes which couldn't even make the shelves of Kroger.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

Poem

A great way for angst-ridden teens to vent their emotions using eloquent language and heart-wrenching content.

Poems don't usually include sarcasm, do they?

by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004

Warren G

Warren Gamaliel Harding, twenty-ninth President of the United States. Generally regarded as the States' worst president ever, Harding elected many corrupt officials to his cabinet, leading to embarrassing public scandals (most famously, the Teapot Dome Scandal, in which millionaires illegally bought Navy oil fields from Harding's cabinet officals). Harding died in the middle of his term, and was succeeded by his vice-president, Calvin Coolidge.

Warren G wasn't a great president.

by Diggity Monkeez January 18, 2005

Antz

A 3-D cartoon protesting the placement of the colony above the individual. Rated PG-13.

I remember very little of Antz.

by Diggity Monkeez May 16, 2005

Restroom

The proper word for 'bathroom'. Used by public places that provide them. For example, the restrooms in my house are called bathrooms, but the bathrooms in a restaurant are called restrooms.

Where are the restrooms in this place?

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

iPod

An Apple-made device that can play downloaded music. iPods cost around $250 in stores, but are remarkably easy to win online.

I don't have an iPod, but I have still managed to salvage some self-esteem.

by Diggity Monkeez June 11, 2006