diggity monkeez's definitions

Sole

1) The bottom of a shoe.

2) The only one.

These definitions should not be confused with the religious word, 'soul'.

1) My sole is itchy. I should start wearing socks.

2) I am the sole right-hander that prefers lefty scissors.

by Diggity Monkeez January 26, 2005

Tax

1) A due paid to the government for living expenses.

2) To set up such dues.

3) To burden.

1) I have an accountant calculate my taxes for me.

2) The old French regime taxed the poor heavily.

3) The heavy boulder on her back taxed her, but she was able to reach Nevada in time for the fireworks spectacular.

by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005

Weener

An idiotic doofus. Much like dork, weener is a 'penis' insult.

You stole my pen, you weener!

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005

Procrastination

The reason that many intelligent children fail to make it into a (good) college.

Kevin: Actually, I'm not stupid at all. I just have an awful tendency to procrastinate.

Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid.

by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005

YOU SUCK AT URBAN DICTIONARY!

You know what? I do.

I think I have a total of two or three thumbs up as of this posting. No, I am not a complete failure, but I do suck at Urban Dictionary.

by Diggity Monkeez January 10, 2005

Candlestick

A large, heavy, brass/silver object that holds a candle on an exquisite dining room table.

One of the candlesticks was missing from the dining room, but was found in the kitchen next to Mr. Boddy's dead, bloodied corpse. Obviously Mr. Green is involved in this...

by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005

Nader

A man who runs for U.S. President each election year as a third-party candidate.

Nader figures that since he runs every year, he's going to have to win sometime.

by Diggity Monkeez December 30, 2004