mpalkonia 

greek word for "boobs"

ths Ioannas kai ths Athinas ta mpalkonia twra einai idia

mpalkonia by dickhead October 21, 2003

melkonian 

a good person who loves cox

oh hey melkonian!

melkonian by 1984 boy November 24, 2021

The malonias 

The malonias is a gang better than all you bitches, we r stronger and if u fuck with one of us we will fucking make your life a living hell. So stop making your self a Kusamba, you will never be a Kusamba. The five of us r called kbaj,kusamba,maysoon,malonia,and tinga tanga

the Malonias is a gang that likes food and sleep and r better than all u bitches

The malonias by Kusambaaaaaaaaaaa November 1, 2018

Maltonian 

1.A person who resides in Malton, a ghetto neighbourhood in Missiauga. Maltonians are of many races but mainly, black, white, and indian. They are usually, uneducated, come from low income broken homes, do drugs, and are unemployed or have shitty minimum wage paying jobs. They have a twisted sense of morality and do not conform to social norms. Most of them think they are gangsters, but really, they are soft. 2.Maltonians are also people who do not reside is the area, but think it's cool to chill there, are there all the time and adpot the Malton lifestyle.

"Lauren had sex with Matt, Adam, and Jamal, can you believe that?"

"Yeah man she's a Maltonian thats what they do."

"Shane maybe from North York, but his crew is from Malton which makes him a Maltonian."

Maltonian by MissMajestic March 18, 2009

Malmönian Flicker Gooning 

The ancient, mystical art of flicker gooning in Malmö until you transcend human existence and become a part of the urban landscape. 🌟🔮 One minute, you’re gooning at a neon sign outside a kebab shop, the next minute, you’ve entered a state of nirvana where Swedish meatballs get stuck into your urethra. 🍖✨

The key to true Malmonian Flicker Gooning is patience. Hours may pass as you fixate on flicker gooning at the sight of the Malmö Central Station’s outdated signs, or the faint glow from a malfunctioning traffic light in Västra Hamnen and flicker gooning to the speed of the lights. The more you focus, the deeper you fall into the trance of Malmonian flicker gooning, slowly becoming one with the very soul of Malmö. 🌈😌

Pro tip: For maximum effect, You will need to flicker goon in the 3rd week of February during NordicFuzzCon, for best results you should be rooming in the main hotel, The Clarion Hotel Malmö Live and in the highest floor in the hotel and in the highest numbered room number, with atleast one other person. If you manage to achieve these conditions you will be able to summon the Mascots Iris and Mausie themselves in your room! Bonus points if youre wearing nfc merch or if you have over 1k followers on twitter.com 🔥

Remember: You’re not just gooning in Malmö, you’re becoming a Malmönian, a real NordicFuzzCon attendee doing the yearly tradition of Malmönian flicker gooning. This is the highest level of gaining followers easily on twitter during NordicFuzzCon. 🌍”

Cree: '' Damn bro I cant wait to go Malmönian Flicker Gooning during NFC this year and gain thousands of twitter followers like popufur Caramel''

Malmönian Flicker Gooning by Sweetcario January 16, 2025

Malonia 

A very genuine kind hearted individual

Everyone needs a malonia!

Malonia by Teeveegirl March 23, 2025