dewey's definitions

a-rod

Great player who is consistently good, but hardly worth $25.2 million a year. Also known as "Pay-Rod."

The Yankees continued their efforts to buy the World Series by acquiring Pay-Rod from Texas, getting a good player while inheriting a whale of a contract.

by Dewey June 29, 2004

New York Islanders

Shitty hockey team that can't get out of the first round of the playoffs. They haven't made it to the second round since 1993.

The Islanders have no good players. "Oh shit, watch out for Trent Hunter!"

by Dewey June 15, 2004

martin brodeur

The best goaltender in the NHL today, having won two Vezina trophies and three Stanley Cups with the New Jersey Devils. Severely pisses off fans of the Philadelphia Flyers since he almost always beats them.

I hate Martin Brodeur because that bastard is too good and always shuts down the Flyers.

by Dewey June 15, 2004

failadelphia

The fact that all Philly sports teams often come so close to winning a championship, but fall just short every time. Philly teams haven't won a title since 1983; every city with at least three teams (except Cleveland) has had at least one of them win a title since then, even Phoenix!

The curse of Failadelphia was prevalent in 2004, as the Eagles and Flyers lost in their league semifinals. It even spread to other sports, as St. Joes basketball fell just short of the Final Four and Smarty Jones barely lost the Belmont Stakes in his bid for the Triple Crown.

by Dewey June 15, 2004

the man show

The best fuckin show on television! Better with Adam and Jimmy, but Joe and Doug are still pretty raunchy and funny. Has hot juggees and hilarious toilet humor.

The Man Show is the man's version of Oprah, and in fact frequently makes fun of her.

by Dewey June 29, 2004

south jersey

The better part of New Jersey. Yes, we have Camden, but overall we are the better half of the state. House prices aren't ridiculous, we have fewer factories, and we have the Jersey Shore. Plus, we roll with Philly, which is a much cleaner and less shitty city than New York.

South Jersey kicks North Jersey's ass any day, motherfuckers!

by Dewey June 21, 2004

Taco Death

Another name for Taco Bell. Used because Taco Bell is very high in fat, with tendencies to cause explosive diarrhea or heart attacks.

I got explosive diarrhea from the Taco Death that I had for dinner earlier tonight.

by Dewey June 30, 2004