Definitions by dewexdewex

Asborigine 

A badly behaved resident of a sink estate in the United Kingdom. A corrution of aborigine with the acronym ASBO. ASBO, AntiSocial Behaviour Order: a commendation given to badly behaved people to reassure them that they are "cool".

Asborigines keyed my Beamer.

Asborigine by dewexdewex October 18, 2008

pre-shit 

To eat food purchased from such outlets such as MacDonalds or KFC, also know as fast food or junk food outlets.

Want to come for some pre-shits with me at the KFC in the Arndale tonight?

pre-shit by dewexdewex May 4, 2008

brandfill 

Consumer good or personality brands which no longer have any widespread popularity.

Bernard Manning is brandfill

brandfill by dewexdewex May 15, 2007

newsreader's trousers 

The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.

Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Hence: Michael Fish once wore newsreader's trousers.

newsreader's trousers by dewexdewex February 7, 2007

newsreader's trousers 

The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.

Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Michael Fish once eore newsreader's trousers.

newsreader's trousers by dewexdewex February 7, 2007