Osborn's austerity policy has turned out to be a total binferno for most middling and poor people in the UK.
by dewexdewex January 7, 2024

I was trying in vain to put some ketchup on my chips, so I whacked the end of the bottle and all of a sudden the whole lot came out in one huge fullock.
by dewexdewex November 8, 2023

A flashing device fitted to a pole near passport control units in airports, land border crossings, and sea ports, which halts illegal human traffic.
Implemented by government agencies, such as the UK Home Office, as a result of national immigration policy.
Implemented by government agencies, such as the UK Home Office, as a result of national immigration policy.
The large articulated lorry, with a container full of illegal north Korean immigrant labour, was forced to wait at some human traffic lights at Dover passport control when they showed red.
by dewexdewex January 2, 2010

The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.
Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Hence: Michael Fish once wore newsreader's trousers.
by dewexdewex February 7, 2007
