detranova's definitions

Monkey

What my best friend's sister sounds like. And if she sees this, she'll kill him. Muahahahaha!

Me: What was that noise? Was that your dog?
Him: Nah, that was my sister.

by Detranova July 29, 2003

Telekinetic

The Telekinetics are a class of psions who specialize in seeing or hearing thoughts. The Telekinetics are often used as spies, for they can caually listen to any conversation or thought anywhere, anytime.

The Telekinetic hears thoughts and sees lies.

by Detranova August 4, 2003

Barbarian

Also known as Beserkers, the Barbarian is a Warrior who uses brute force as a weapon. The Barbarian is by no means at all very intelligent, but it is extremely skilled at killing nonetheless. The Barbarian is best known for his battle rages. As the battle rages on, the Barbarian can let out an earth-shaking roar that allows him to access the hidden strangth within him. Thus, the Barbarian is even more ruthless and more powerful. One interesting thing to note is that no Barbarian has ever surrendered.

The Barbarian struck the man in the stomach with so much force, that his arm penetrated the man's stomach, and came out the other side.

by Detranova August 6, 2003

Miss America

A competiton created in the name of an imaginary country.

Miss America? Do you mean Miss Argentina?

by Detranova July 28, 2003

Paladin

The Paladin is a class of Warrior that is fully devoted to kindness and ridding the Universe of Evil. They are very religious, and have an extremely strict honor code, as well as a soft spot for children and animals. In combat, a Paladin with a cause is almost impossible to defeat.

Paladins fear nothing, for Evil fears them.

by Detranova August 6, 2003

Lijian

An energy being often associated with demons or gods. It is highly volatile, and capable of generating powerful elctrical currents. It is not known what type of creature it is, but it seems to be another N-th dimensional being. It is able to completely erase, reverse, or manipulate time as it so desires. Thus, it has the power to change anything and destroy the "Andrew" ego-based creatures that seem populate high-schools all over the world.

Only what I say shall be, and for that is what I say.

by detranova December 2, 2003

Wizard

Wizards are the wisest of the magic users, for the wizards are often the oldest of the sorcerers, and often the most skilled. The Wizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible.

The Wizard brought down the mountain with just a prod at a crack.

by Detranova August 4, 2003