deshawn thomas's definitions

Phone Smack

When you take out your phone (preferibly a flip phone) and smack a bitch

Anthony: If that bitch dosent shut up I am going to phone smack her
Quenten: I'll jack her shit after

by Deshawn Thomas January 28, 2006

wallet smack

when you take out your wallet smack someone across the face

Anthony: If that bitch dosent shut up i am gonna wallet smack her
Quinten: I will jack all her stuff after

by Deshawn Thomas January 28, 2006

take it to the bell

When two mexicans begin a fight, this phrase is often shouted, with the meaning that the two mexcian should take their dispute to Taco Bell, where they can appropriately fight.

Juan: Yo holmes, dont fuck with me
Martinez: Listen ese, I fucked you mama last night
White Guy: Hey fellas, you need to put that shit on hold, and take it to the bell.

by Deshawn Thomas December 17, 2005

my nigga

what white people call their favorite black people that they know but aren't friends with. In most cases it the black person who hasnt stolen anything out of their gym locker

White guy 1: Rudy is my nigga
White guy 2: get off his nuts
White guy 1: dude, he is fukink hilarious and he has not stolen anything out of my gym locker
White guy 2: true
White Guy 1: double true

by Deshawn Thomas January 31, 2006

chanquia

a sterotypical black girl huge tits and ass, but is really ugly

Look at that chanquia her ass is huge

by Deshawn Thomas November 24, 2005

foxoholic

someone who is so foxy its intoxicating, often used sarcastically

Easy Jeesy: You have some serious foxoholics on your datamatch
Great White Hope: I know man these girls are all uglyer than most chaquias
Deshawn: put that shit on urban its genius

by Deshawn Thomas February 14, 2006

wese

A white person who tries to act mexican. For those of you who don't get it; mexicans commonly call themselves ese's, white people can't call mexicans this.

Jesus: Look at Clark wearing all his mexico stuff, and listening to mexican rap, and he is white holmes.
Juan: what a wese, lets jump him holmes.

by Deshawn Thomas December 4, 2005