derick nobcheese's definitions

nukio

A word that was made up when I was mashing the keyboard to pretend I was working in class at college.

Is the process of mashing the keyboard, to pretend that you are working on something.

Mike: Shit get of that porn the boss is comming through.

Dave: We better nukio to pretend that we are working.

Mike: Good idea the bastard will never know.

by Derick Nobcheese September 23, 2004

perfect dark

This is a fucking great game. The graphics are brilliant and the movement was slick. I was playing this game day and night, because it was very addictive. The game was made by the best game developers in the world called rare ware, this company was brought out by the bastard "corporation" mircosoft!!!! Perfect Dark was technically better than goldeneye but goldeneye had the edge, because it was so good!!! Rare should stayed with nintendo, because now rare will make good game but not brilliant games.

Perfect Dark has a good character called elvis he was a alian.

by derick nobcheese November 21, 2003

ckruckendaggleback

This theorum is used by the most excellent minds that this world has ever produced (Derren Brown). If done correctly the man or woman (woman rarely) can answer a question correctly before it is asked! With 100% results everytime! It was discovered by the Queen of South East Asia in 1381, and has been passed down through the South East Asia royalty. Their was talk that two student's in England once developed the theorum and used it to pass their GCSE examinations. They also went into Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and were chucked out instantly, before even getting to meet Chris Tarrant! This theorum is very special and if you have developed it you'll be one of a kind.

Answer: England

Question: Who won world cup 1966?

by Derick Nobcheese August 24, 2004

matrix

A kick ass film, with the best special effects.

wordFuck/word me the matrix is a good film!!

by derick nobcheese November 7, 2003

quackpot

A person that sticks to you like a annoying piece of shit that won't drop into the pan, even when you wiggle really hard. That you have to bounce on the toilet seat and clench your buttocks and open quick to hop fully let it go.

Derick: Sam fuck off why don't you!

Sam: What have I done?.......

Derick: Shagged my wife and sold the photo's on ebay©!!!

Sam: Can you forgive me?

Derick: FUCK off!!!

Sam: Go on...........

Derick: Fuck off you quackpot!!!!

by Derick Nobcheese August 24, 2004