White Bread

Plain, tasteless, boring, lame. Just like white bread!

-She's nothing special, just a typical white bread bitch.
-All the guys in the halfpipe are pulling the same white bread tricks as last year

by Derek February 09, 2004

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Mowing the rug

Trimming of the pubic hair, usually done around the crouch area, butts included.

by Derek October 30, 2003

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BJ, blow job, blowjob, head, fellatio

"This hooker was giving out Bridget Joneses for $1!!!"
"Holy shit, at that rate, how much is a Hank Jones!?"

by derek October 04, 2005

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by derek December 02, 2004

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if you need a negative adjective... this is your word

The bathroom is so fuc*in ebsco.

by Derek November 30, 2004

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LHJ-Lotion hand job. When a female gives you a hand job using lotion.

Using pre-warmed lotion a female places lotion on her hands and gives you LHJ, lotion hand job.

by Derek June 19, 2006

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When an attractive female ditches you on a date.

Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!

by Derek February 05, 2004

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