derek's definitions

2 girls 1 finger

A shock video in the 2 girls 1 cup genre featuring two girls engaging in sexual acts involving vomit and feces. Most viewers find it more disgusting than 2 girls 1 cup.

Jeff: Dude, watch 2 girls 1 finger its so much better than 2 girls 1 cup!! Check it out.
Derek: (vomits profusely)

by Derek January 3, 2008

garden state

Highly overrated film directed by Zach Braff. While the direction, script, and camera work are mediocre; the overall feeling of the film is much like the Zach Braff character himself: numb. The relationships of the characters seem stale and unrealistic.

The film is often praised by teenagers as the best film ever mainly because most of them have never seen an independent film and are so accustomed to the mainstream formula that Garden State seems refreshing and original, even though there are much better human type films out there.

While Garden State is a decent film, it doesn't deserve the hype that surrounds it.

by Derek February 27, 2005

robotize

to become intoxicated through ingesting an excess of Robitussin cough gels

Dude last night roxed. We robotized and i did some totally hot chick.

by Derek July 1, 2004

rhinestone cowboy

A gay cowboy (redundant), usually out of the closet, and flaming (i.e. stiletto boots and zebra print hat). Rhinestone Cowboys have also been known to ride the horse from the under side.

No, your cowboy shirt isn't salmon or mellon, it's pink. Get over it.

by Derek February 20, 2005

P.O.N.T.I.A.C

Poor old Nigga thought it a cadilac

i am not racist dont get the wrong idea...

by derek November 19, 2003

hoon

to do unlawful acts wile in control of a vehicle.

we are goin' for a oon you wana come too.

by derek May 13, 2005

French Revolution

A bloody revolution in france, during that time France is pretty screwed up (like other times but they *gasp* did something besides whining). The peasants found themselves in an unescapable system of economy which taxes denies even simple survival while noble use their hard earned cash to feast and do nothing except kill unhappy peasants. To add to the problems, the new king Louis and his wife Marie Antoinette were incompetant and this only added to the problems. The Catalyst was when Louis decided to call the 3 estates to form an assembly to help solve the dying french economy. Ironically, everyone pitched in the effort to create a more equal france. A series of killings, wars and such happened and eventually Louis was executed along with his wife. This was the event that will soon lead to the reign of terror, and napoleon. The latter being France's only moment of glory.

Thanks to the revolutions we triggered a series of events that brought our culture today

by derek June 9, 2005