derek's definitions

pap

a large volume of gass exiting the anus through a large set of buttocks, without allowing the buttocks to flutter.

Old lardbutt let off an enormous pap at the movies this afternoon causing someone to spill their popcorn!

by derek May 26, 2005

Chode

a penis that is larger around then it is long

my dicks 8 inches thick, but only 4 inches long:(

by derek January 2, 2003

ebsco

if you need a negative adjective... this is your word

The bathroom is so fuc*in ebsco.

by Derek November 30, 2004

chutter

Onomatopoeic expression for the sound the expulsion of gas, from the anus, through a pair of sweaty buttocks would make.

"Somebody chutterd in the sauna at gym tonight!"

by derek January 17, 2005

White Bread

Plain, tasteless, boring, lame. Just like white bread!

-She's nothing special, just a typical white bread bitch.
-All the guys in the halfpipe are pulling the same white bread tricks as last year

by Derek February 8, 2004

recycle

A concept outside America that is used commonly as a slogan among enviromentalists, some politicians and the like. Recycling is when someone takes used paper, tin cans, milk jugs and the like to a recycling bin so it can be cruched down by machines to be a new product. However a few of the posters here tend to use it as a sex term. And oh a decent source of cash if you need that few extra cents.

Jerry stole the bottles in the recycle bin in his school and traded it off at the recycling center so he could get a few extra dollars.

by derek November 10, 2005

chikni bund

nice ass; from the urdu language

The sexy beast was always on the prowl for chinkni bund.

by derek December 5, 2003