derek's definitions

trojan4life

to be the best in the world in football and to be a sunnyside hater

god dam who the fuck is that? and we say the TROJANS whats up and people back down like squares

by derek December 1, 2004

keekles

bastardization of keke, which is a bastardization of hehe, which is more or less a chuckle. Used online and only online. Refer to rooflesfor more insight

OMG keekles!

by Derek November 26, 2003

Bobbiwhistles

A minor explosion between the legs.

See queef

"Do you smell that? I think a bobbiwhistles snuck in here."

by Derek December 6, 2003

wobachucki

A Vagina with teeth.

The Ride Home has a big wobachucki

by Derek July 17, 2004

skreet

The way that you walk when your balls are to the wall.

"I skreeted along, balls-to-the-wall."

by Derek August 30, 2004

big top

a word that has undefined characteristics, it is not a noun, verb, adjective, article, adverb, or preposition but can be used as any of them. It has no positive or negative connotation, but can be used to describe someone cool, or as a total fucking dumbass.

"Steve you fucking big top" or "Quit being such a big top, big top!"

by Derek October 25, 2004

bridget jones

BJ, blow job, blowjob, head, fellatio

"This hooker was giving out Bridget Joneses for $1!!!"
"Holy shit, at that rate, how much is a Hank Jones!?"

by derek October 4, 2005