denny's definitions

King Kong's Finger

A turd big enough to crush a car

shit look out for that king kong finger

by Denny January 20, 2005

Scab

Potential union member.

We need to stop referring to non-union members as scabs if we want them to join.

by Denny April 21, 2003

LeftSock

1. A statement of being, purpose, or intent.
2. Short for gravy
3. Short on gravy
4. A person who does not eat beef but enjoys a bit of gravy
5. Plastic

1. Everyone cheered as the president handed in his LeftSock to congress
2. Pass the LeftSock
3. We're a bit LeftSock
4. Why aren't you eating dinner? Don't be a LeftSock
5. LeftSock

by Denny June 23, 2003

Redneck

After reading all of the above definitions, it has become clear to me what a Redneck is: Someone who can spell better than those who denigrate him, construct intelligent thoughts and sentences, someone who is proud of their country and heritage, someone who is secure in themselves, someone who is self-reliant and hard working, an independent thinker with a sense of morals and, mostly, someone who is not hypocritical.
It seems like many of those who think Rednecks are something bad are the same people who hold Bill Clinton (Southern, sexual deviant, liquor swiller, no moral standards) in high regard. Hypocrites.
You LIBERALS should zip up your mouths - your minds are showing.

Rednecks are realists, not idealists. The socialist utopians will not reign because the Redneck is real.

by Denny March 22, 2004

yao BIG

7'6, HUGE,dude

What a yao big shot.

by Denny September 4, 2003

clandestine

A small type of fish often found looking mournfully out of windows.

look at that mournful fish looking out of that window

by Denny October 1, 2004