dennis scott's definitions

gnawking

intentionally avoiding stepping on imperfections, including lines and cracks, in a pavement or pathway

Hutch: Nooooooooooo!
Sonny-Bill: What's wrong Hutch?
Hutch: I stepped on a crack!!
Sonny-Bill: Ohh! You dirty gnawker

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

distape

A piece of sticky tape that has collected dust, or other small foreign objects, and thus become stickyless and unusable

Hutch: Sonny...what's with this sticky tape you gave me? it doesnt work!
Sonny-Bill: Ahh i dropped it, its distape now

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

Riffing

Musical term describing the rhythmic substance of a song or musical piece. To be of loud, catchy and energetic nature. Normally achieved through heavy and dominating guitar work.

How good's the guitar work in that song?! It is deadset riffin'!

by Dennis Scott September 15, 2003

mloke

The tapping of someone's shoulder, from the opposite direction of the shoulder that was tapped, with the intention of confusing the tapee who is unaware of who has tapped him....aka shoulder fake-out

Hutch: Sonny-Bill, did you just tap me on the shoulder?
Sonny-Bill: No Hutch i didn't, must have been someone else...
Hutch: Ahhhh.....that't the third mloke i've fallen for today

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

speal

The repetition of a joke, 'call' or story just made or told, without knowledge of this, while others around are aware of its repetition, usually resulting in the slandering of the offender

Hutch: So i says i says....you'd almost think he was from Bendigo
Surrounding People: Hahahaha.....chortle chortle
Sonny-Bill: Hey guys, did you see that guy? You'd think he was from Bendigo! (smiles quietly to himself)
Surrounding People: ....(silence)....
Hutch: Sonny....massive speal mate....whaaat are you dooooiiiing??

by Dennis Scott October 9, 2003

schnasm

When one pokes a cooking utensil into a sausage during the culinary process known as a barbeque, thus causing its contents to recalibrate into a form unrecognisable to its original shape.

Sonny Bill: Oh deadset that's the worst schnasm I've ever seen.
Hutch: Calm down, I had to use a plastic fork.

by Dennis Scott April 12, 2004

chronopolypse

A moment during a large function, in which there is one primary speaker, where numerous watches or personal timekeepers beep to signal the passing of another hour at the same time

Hutch: How'd you go in your speech this morning?
Sonny-Bill: Mate, i was going great until this massive chronopolypse, completely put me off!

by Dennis Scott September 23, 2003