schnasm

When one pokes a cooking utensil into a sausage during the culinary process known as a barbeque, thus causing its contents to recalibrate into a form unrecognisable to its original shape.

Sonny Bill: Oh deadset that's the worst schnasm I've ever seen.
Hutch: Calm down, I had to use a plastic fork.

by Dennis Scott April 12, 2004

speal

The repetition of a joke, 'call' or story just made or told, without knowledge of this, while others around are aware of its repetition, usually resulting in the slandering of the offender

Hutch: So i says i says....you'd almost think he was from Bendigo
Surrounding People: Hahahaha.....chortle chortle
Sonny-Bill: Hey guys, did you see that guy? You'd think he was from Bendigo! (smiles quietly to himself)
Surrounding People: ....(silence)....
Hutch: Sonny....massive speal mate....whaaat are you dooooiiiing??

by Dennis Scott October 09, 2003

Praba

A piece of land deemed to be useless.

"Give the abos that praba"

by Dennis Scott September 16, 2003

pLing

To fake an injury

Hutch: Ahhh...ahhhh....my dislocated shoulder
Sonny-Bill: Mate stop pLinging i know your other shoulder is your bad one

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003

orned

Synonym to "owned" "pwned" etc.

omgzOR hi2u i liek orned t3h n00b with my r337 deagle KEKEKKEKEKEKEK!!!!

by Dennis Scott August 09, 2004

Coig

The sound a sponge makes whilst being relieved of its wetness.

Dude!!! Did you hear that coig!!!

by Dennis Scott September 16, 2003

bandeezy

A piece of synthetic or natural fabric, often of an exotic visual layout, designed to swaddle a person's exterior such as their arm or head.

Jive Bunny: Dawwg where should I throw my bandeezy - on my fucking arm or on my head?

Maverick: Duuuuuude!??!?! DUUUUUDE WHAT'S UP WITH THIS!!!!! DUUUUUUDE SHE CREASED MY FUCKING JEANS!!!

Jive Bunny: Dawg what's up with that!!

by Dennis Scott August 09, 2004