denis baldwin's definitions

Makeshift Patriot

A saying made famous by freestyle rapper Sage Francis, a Makeshift Patriot is someone who only is patriot when they have to be.

Where were all the flags before 9-11?

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

Absolut

A brand of vodka made popular with a witty marketing campaign.

Six shots of Absolut and I fell off my barstool.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Richie Hawtin

Also known as the plastikman, Richie Hawtin spins records in the class Detroit Techno sense. He also remixes other works.

Lately, however, he's been putting out things that are surprisingly dashboard and reznor, complete with whining vocals.

While I'm usually rocking out to hard drum and bass or jungle, I always have room to stop and listen to Richie Hawtin.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

serviced

The act of giving special attention to someone's cock.

Bitch, I didn't want you to just jerk it. My dick needs serviced!

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

stomp a mudhole

To tear someone a new ass, to beat them to near death or to otherwise hurt someone to the point that they can not fight back.

When that little punk stole my beer, I could do nothing else but stomp a mudhole in his ass.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Movement

New name for the Detroit Electronic Music Festival, formerly DEMF.

I rolled face at DEMF last year.

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

lindered

Being so fucked up that the only things that make sense are titties and techno. See linder for indentity of the man that brought this legend to life.

After 14 grams of cocaine and a fifth of Whiskey, I was lindered enough to fuck that fat slut I met at City Club.

by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003