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Schlong

Another word for penis or cock or wang, can be used as asshole or buttmuncher, overall a very flexible, somewhat sexual word.
Robert, quit being such a schlong!
by Dean February 9, 2004
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pinny parlour

Check out the new pacman game they have down at the pinny parlour!!
by Dean May 13, 2005
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wdiaf

Steve: hey, check this out
Bob: wdiaf
by Dean September 1, 2008
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stroking the sausage

"Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.
Man: "I was stroking my sausage today..."
Woman: "Get away from me, you stupid pervert!"
by Dean May 13, 2005
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Did you just say penis?

The ULTIMATE catchphrase, used by the ever-popular, yet imaginary, Daniel Shine.
Person 1: "Did you just say penis?"
Person 2: "Uh, no..."
Person 1: "Are you sure?"
Person 2: "...Yeah."
Person 1: "'Cause I could've SWORN you just said penis! WHOO!"
Person 2: "...You suck."
Person 1: "WHOO!"
by Dean March 27, 2005
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Dangly Bits

Females have Wobbly bits, Males have Dangly bits.
by Dean September 18, 2003
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Similar to antidisestablishmentarianism, in the way high school students use it to sound smart.

Defined as the fear of long words, quite ironically.
I tried to win the spelling bee, but I succumbed due to my hippopotomonstrosesequippedaliaphobia.
by Dean March 27, 2005
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