dazza's definitions

scottules

hurcules! Nah he doesn't even compare to the Scottules. He's a madman/ machine, so move aside hurcs'

by dazza September 19, 2003

Dutch Blindfold

To place the penis into the mouth of a loved one, and to cover their eyes with your testicles whilst doing so.

The only thing she disliked about me giving her a dutch blindfold was that my (pubic) hair got caught in her left eye and it went blood-shot.

by Dazza May 19, 2003

Slack jawed faggot

twat

hes a right slack jawed faggot

by dazza July 3, 2003

Logie

1, An Australian TV Award

2, A sarcastic man with a dodgy Texan accent

I can't believe you said that, don't be such a Logie

by Dazza January 12, 2004

Townie

Pathetic, overgrown, monkey-brained wanabees. Tend to hang around Mcdonalds or such-like where they smoke dope (or such like). Only dope they'll come close to is each other.

Went into Mcdonalds last week...

Townie: Oi, they don't allow dogs in there.

Me: Yeah, that's why your out here!

I walked away before they realised what I had said and unleashed their fag-breath.

by Dazza February 13, 2005

Symington

A Scottish last name usually given to those associated with terrific acts of bravery and courage.

"He is a sick lad.. Must be a Symington."

by DAZZA September 12, 2016

Spam Javelin

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

"Take your spam javelin and pound my juicy cunt"
"Don't point your spam javelin at me unless you intend to use it"

by Dazza July 7, 2004