Townie

Pathetic, overgrown, monkey-brained wanabees. Tend to hang around Mcdonalds or such-like where they smoke dope (or such like). Only dope they'll come close to is each other.

Went into Mcdonalds last week...

Townie: Oi, they don't allow dogs in there.

Me: Yeah, that's why your out here!

I walked away before they realised what I had said and unleashed their fag-breath.

by Dazza February 13, 2005

Spam Javelin

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

"Take your spam javelin and pound my juicy cunt"
"Don't point your spam javelin at me unless you intend to use it"

by Dazza July 07, 2004

Symington

A Scottish last name usually given to those associated with terrific acts of bravery and courage.

"He is a sick lad.. Must be a Symington."

by DAZZA September 12, 2016

The Darkness

They believe in a thing called love

Just listen to the rhythm of my heart

by Dazza January 24, 2004

ivor

tight fisted bastard who has no business sense

"that ivor's a robbing twat"

by dazza July 03, 2003

Kamak

Master of all.
niceness will a deadly calm.
adaptable and unpredictable.
Death on the scope.

Is there anything Kamak cant kill with.

by Dazza March 12, 2005

Slack jawed faggot

twat

hes a right slack jawed faggot

by dazza July 03, 2003