Monkey's Fag Break

To masturbate at work, during work time, usually in the works toilets.

Answer my phone for the next five minutes John, I'm going for a monkey's fag break

by Dazza May 28, 2003

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Kamak

Master of all.
niceness will a deadly calm.
adaptable and unpredictable.
Death on the scope.

Is there anything Kamak cant kill with.

by Dazza March 13, 2005

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bigdazza is a sexy bastard

by dazza July 03, 2003

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This guy loves the cawk like Dazza does.

Cawk is like Cock but more worse

by DaZzA August 29, 2003

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A Scottish last name usually given to those associated with terrific acts of bravery and courage.

"He is a sick lad.. Must be a Symington."

by DAZZA September 12, 2016

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someone who is slimy in the workplace who thinks he is bigger than the company

i hate squarehead

by dazza June 20, 2003

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hurcules! Nah he doesn't even compare to the Scottules. He's a madman/ machine, so move aside hurcs'

by dazza September 19, 2003

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