dazza's definitions

cockboy

chris wright cambridge

chris wright is a cockboy

by dazza February 25, 2005

Monkey's Fag Break

To masturbate at work, during work time, usually in the works toilets.

Answer my phone for the next five minutes John, I'm going for a monkey's fag break

by Dazza May 28, 2003

Blue Horn

Term used when screaming that something tight has been caught around an erect penis

Jesus Christ Jonny this goat is giving me a total Blue Horn. Get it off!!!

by Dazza April 8, 2003

Kamak

Master of all.
niceness will a deadly calm.
adaptable and unpredictable.
Death on the scope.

Is there anything Kamak cant kill with.

by Dazza March 12, 2005

squarehead

someone who is slimy in the workplace who thinks he is bigger than the company

i hate squarehead

by dazza June 20, 2003

CamFron

This guy loves the cawk like Dazza does.

Cawk is like Cock but more worse

by DaZzA August 29, 2003

Slack jawed faggot

twat

hes a right slack jawed faggot

by dazza July 3, 2003