Fexy

To be very pretty but also highly unatainable.
Christ on secondhand green half-penny, look at that Thogg thats just walked in the club!! How Fexy is she? I'm off to relieve me Crunné on in the bogs.

Don't bother talking to her, you'll never Clatt her She's Fexy.

I like her loads, but its obvious she's just Fexy.
by Daz September 22, 2004
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godzola

The combination of God the word and God the footballing genius that is Gianfranco Zola....
by daz April 21, 2005
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scummer

You scummer
by daz April 02, 2004
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the old people smell

The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been previously occupied by old people.
I puked my Zellers Z-burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
I had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.
by Daz March 08, 2005
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the old people smell

The pungent miasma of cedar and mothballs that emanates within confined spaces such as elevators, bathrooms, buses, and taxi cabs after they have been occupied by old people.
I puked my Zellers burger onto the floor because the place reeked of old people smell.
Man, had to let off a dutch hand grenade to clear the air of the old people smell.
by Daz March 08, 2005
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Football Factory

A movie bible to all young chavs on their future lives, violence and drugs. Follows the lifes of football hooligans covered in yes, you guessed it, Burberry and shit Parka's.

Film that has more swearing that a series of the Osbournes.
White Boy Jemal: "Hey Bruv! Did ya watch The Football Factory"

Dave: Yeah course, innit, bruv, its safe.

White Boy Jemal: Fuckin top notch weren't it

Dave: Fuck yeah bitch, I'll fuckin kick your head you muggy little cunt.

White Boy Jemal: Fuck that for a laugh.
by Daz January 24, 2005
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Tunnocks

To mean women's breasts, from the term Tunnocks Tea Cakes.
Have you see the size of her Tunnocks?! She's got nipples like small pancakes.

With Tunnock's like that she's gonna get a long way in this here porn industry.

When she took off her top she had no Tunnocks at all? I've got bigger tunnocks than she has!
by Daz September 22, 2004
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