daz's definitions

scummer

Anyone from southampton

You scummer

by daz April 2, 2004

fragster

the most badass chigger in town. enjoys cake and busting faces.

omg, fragster just ate a whole jamaican ginger cake before busting mike tyson's face

by Daz February 22, 2004

godzola

The combination of God the word and God the footballing genius that is Gianfranco Zola....

Can't fink of one at the moment

by daz April 21, 2005

Fexy

To be very pretty but also highly unatainable.

Christ on secondhand green half-penny, look at that Thogg thats just walked in the club!! How Fexy is she? I'm off to relieve me Crunné on in the bogs.

Don't bother talking to her, you'll never Clatt her She's Fexy.

I like her loads, but its obvious she's just Fexy.

by Daz September 22, 2004

Football Factory

A movie bible to all young chavs on their future lives, violence and drugs. Follows the lifes of football hooligans covered in yes, you guessed it, Burberry and shit Parka's.

Film that has more swearing that a series of the Osbournes.

White Boy Jemal: "Hey Bruv! Did ya watch The Football Factory"

Dave: Yeah course, innit, bruv, its safe.

White Boy Jemal: Fuckin top notch weren't it

Dave: Fuck yeah bitch, I'll fuckin kick your head you muggy little cunt.

White Boy Jemal: Fuck that for a laugh.

by Daz January 24, 2005

bundlescump

its the fellin u get wen u get ur mega drive bk
n uve finaly played on streets ov rage agen
n then u stay up till 1/2 2 in the mornin playin mortal kombat 1 n 2 and power rangers

as seen abouv . it can not be discribed only exaples ov it given as it is a feeling

by daz April 5, 2004

saggies

boobs that have hence since dropped unetrievably south...

'my god, that 85 yr old woman would be so fuckable if it wasn't for her 3 foot saggies'

by daz October 23, 2004