39 definitions by daynas
The last supper is when you break up with a guy who unfortunately if amazing at oral sex but a flop in so many other ways,, but you get one more paralyzing bout of oral sex before you tell him its over..of course you also do not fuck him..thats just wrong and selfish...maybe
Yah i had to let Jay go last night but i made sure he had a last supper on my bill..hey hes talented..
by daynas February 28, 2008
When in anticipation of very desirable oral sex you go to the extra trouble of using a small dollop of shampoo between your legs.
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?
With a nice evening of tasty paste planned at a very cute bistro, I felt it only appropriate to include some Pantene Poon-tang on the menu..
by daynas March 30, 2008
Mutli colored fluid from Hell! Nail Polish comes in a wide array or colors and costs. It's also close to impossible for a normal female human to consistently apply with anything close to acceptable results. It is placed in stores globally so as to infuriate women equally
out of pure boredom i did my nails...and you can see that this nail polish was not where close to even looking like any one under the age of 6 had put it on..what the heck??
by daynas February 28, 2008
A generation removed from honeymoon cystitis and cucumber sex,but basically it's using a nice long wide hot dog for all the reasons that are all to obvious. Its also tons of fun if you put then back in the fridge...
Gosh this Ampicillan its ruining my stomach...it wasn't worth peeing blood and getting Hot Dog Cystitis..but hey do you still have a Costco card??
by daynas March 28, 2008
Carnal Knowledge is a Mike Niclols movie which in the 70s cause a huge amount of controversy as it examined social,and sexual morality and the changes at the time. But if you ever in the most fleeting moment ever doubt that Ann-Margret can act you can forever put that to rest by watching this movie she is amazingly raw and unflinching as Bobbie
I rented Carnal Knowledge from greencine and to be honest its a very well made movie..you can't miss the star power of Ann-Margret..great classic movie..
by daynas February 28, 2008
Squeaky voiced, poker playing UberVizen.linked to B movies but much more talented then given credit for. Also she got to appear nude with Gina Gershon enough said.
if you plan to watch Bound you might want to put your DVD player in the freezer for an hour or so..Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon will set it aflame..
by daynas February 23, 2008
" I kind of felt sorry for Jake having to go to the bathroom last night im sure he felt he was trapped in the deep BrAmazon.. there had to be at least 20 bras in there not to mention garter belts and what ever else I located..it was a lingerie jungle..!!"
by daynas February 23, 2008