david smith, jr.'s definitions

environmentalist

these idiots are also part of the blame for the increases in prices of everything

since the environmentalist democrats subsidized corn for ethanol fuel (which takes much more energy than oil), farmers now grow corn to sell as fuel instead of food and also won't grow other crops. the environmentalists also won't let us drill in alaska when it's rich in oil.

fuck environmentalists.

by david smith, jr. April 29, 2008

Capitalism

An economic policy that is mostly hated by white, middle class teenagers who don't want to work.

Get a job and stop bitching about capitalism.

by david smith, jr. June 30, 2008

isolationism

The Founding Fathers told us to follow NONINTERVENTION you fucking idiot.

"Peace, commerce, and honest friendship with all nations — entangling alliances with none." -Thomas Jefferson

The Founding Fathers followed noninterventionism, not isolationism.

by david smith, jr. March 26, 2008

minimum wage

anyone that honestly believes minimum wage doesn't hurt the economy seriously needs to take an economics class.

progressives will continue to harm our nation's economy if they keep coming up with bad ideas like minimum wage.

by david smith, jr. April 21, 2008

abercrombie

It's just a fucking clothes store.

People who come on to Urbandictionary to bitch about Abercrombie seriously need to get a life. I don't shop there myself, but I wouldn't bitch about it. If you don't like it, just go somewhere else.

by david smith, jr. March 21, 2008

hinder

A band worse than Nickelback, and that's saying a lot.

After learning about Hinder and listening to them, I forgave Nickelback.

by david smith, jr. February 24, 2008

tookie williams

A murderer and gang leader that only acted like he was "reformed" just so he could escape the punishment he deserved.

Fuck Tookie.

Tookie Williams was a complete coward. Good riddance.

by david smith, jr. May 17, 2008