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Definitions by david smith, jr.

environmentalist 

a paranoid individual who thinks everything causes cancer.
would you like to sign a petition to ban dihydrogen monoxide?! it's a commonly used substance!!!

that's water you dumbass environmentalist.

isolationism 

The Founding Fathers told us to follow NONINTERVENTION you fucking idiot.
"Peace, commerce, and honest friendship with all nations — entangling alliances with none." -Thomas Jefferson

The Founding Fathers followed noninterventionism, not isolationism.

abercrombie 

It's just a fucking clothes store.
People who come on to Urbandictionary to bitch about Abercrombie seriously need to get a life. I don't shop there myself, but I wouldn't bitch about it. If you don't like it, just go somewhere else.
abercrombie by david smith, jr. March 21, 2008

abraham lincoln 

There are way too many idiots in this world that believes whatever textbooks say.

"One of the greatest presidents ever."

Abraham Lincoln is one of our worst presidents.

"Fought for the concept that secession was unconstitutional (as it violated the concept of democracy--if the guy you voted for lost, you have to deal with it) and aided in the disestablishment of the institution of slavery."

The Confederacy fought against Lincoln's suspension of habeas corpus, first amendment rights, tenth amendment rights, unfair taxes and his alienating of the Southern states. There is nothing unconstitutional about secession. Nowhere in the Constitution does it say states can not secede. The Founding Fathers cherished liberty, not democracy. Also, Lincoln's beliefs on slavery were inconsistent, but his white supremacy was consistent.

"Though the Hartford Convention did consider secession, it was not the main focus of the agenda, and was political suicide for the Federalists."

Real patriots who fight against their oppressive governments don't give a shit about "political suicide". That's exactly what the Southern states did.

"Moreover, limiting free speech during times of war is not something unique, as it has happened many times since Lincoln's day."

How is this excusable?

"It should also be noted, secession is mentioned nowhere in the Constitution as a right, it is mentioned in the Declaration of Independance, but that was not a legal document. Therefore he didn't deny anyone anything unusual."

The Constitution is called THE SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND for a reason. You need to read the tenth amendment, which states: "The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people." Since secession is mentioned nowhere in the Constitution, this little amendment that has been constantly ignored kicked in.
Abraham Lincoln's assassination was justified for acts of treason, lying after promising to uphold the Constitution, war crimes and being responsible for the slaughter of many innocent Americans for his own selfish political gains. The Confederacy were true patriots who fought for the document the Founding Fathers risked their lives for and followed their wisdom. Thomas Jefferson once said if we truly want freedom, there must be armed rebellion every twenty or so years to keep the government in check.

king arthur 

A word I looked up on Urbandictionary to see what people thought of the mythical English king, but all I got instead was disgusting sex definitions.
king arthur by david smith, jr. February 26, 2008
A band worse than Nickelback, and that's saying a lot.
After learning about Hinder and listening to them, I forgave Nickelback.
hinder by david smith, jr. February 24, 2008

chuck norris 

The subject of some of the most unfunny and annoying jokes known to man.
Chuck Norris facts are as unfunny and annoying than Carlos Mencia jokes.
chuck norris by david smith, jr. February 24, 2008