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guitarthritis

The painful cramping sensation felt after playing the guitar for an absurdly long time.
Damn, I got guitarthritis...but I can't stop!...Play on! Play on!
by David Hawaii June 16, 2007
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mis-wave

To return a wave to someone you think is waving at you, but is actually waving to the person behind you. Usually results in embarrassment and introversion.
Damn...I thought that girl was waving at me :(

HHAHAHAHA MIS-WAVE!!!!!!
by David Hawaii June 15, 2007
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myPod

An apple mp3 player (iPod) which you have just purchased and you are showing off to your friends (even though, they all have one too, along with the rest of the world).
My + iPod = myPod

"Hey guys, look at myPod"
by David Hawaii February 24, 2007
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vicious guppy

A very dangerous fish residing in the tropical waters of the Hawaiian islands. Can swim up to 15 miles per hour and has a nasty bite. Also uses neurotoxins to neutralize it's victims and can kill an average size human male within 10 seconds.

It's diet consists solely of humans, and human-like creatures. Has also been reported to feed on cute babies.
Holy crap it's a vicious guppy!

RUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
by David Hawaii June 14, 2007
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Feetard

(n.) A ridiculously retardedly high fee or expense.

feetards (pl.), feetarded (adj.), feetardedly (adv.)
Man, cover was thirty bucks!
Dude, what a feetardedly feetarded feetard
by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
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Humbalah

A statement given while watching another person performing some kind of dishonest or illegal action.

Syn. Humbah, Humbalalah, Humbala Ukulele Momma Kissed The Baby Peanut Butter Jelly Daddy Did The Hula
Boy spills a glass of milk
Girl: Humbalah!
Boy: Why don't you just shut up and help, prick.
by David Hawaii May 22, 2007
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moke fight

n. A quarrel occurring between two or more mokes. A potentially dangerous situation one should seek to avoid at all costs.
Holy crap is a moke fight!
RUNNNNNN!!!!!
by David Hawaii May 28, 2007
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