david hawaii's definitions

mis-wave

To return a wave to someone you think is waving at you, but is actually waving to the person behind you. Usually results in embarrassment and introversion.

Damn...I thought that girl was waving at me :(

HHAHAHAHA MIS-WAVE!!!!!!

by David Hawaii June 15, 2007

vicious guppy

A very dangerous fish residing in the tropical waters of the Hawaiian islands. Can swim up to 15 miles per hour and has a nasty bite. Also uses neurotoxins to neutralize it's victims and can kill an average size human male within 10 seconds.

It's diet consists solely of humans, and human-like creatures. Has also been reported to feed on cute babies.

Holy crap it's a vicious guppy!

RUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

by David Hawaii June 14, 2007

moke fight

n. A quarrel occurring between two or more mokes. A potentially dangerous situation one should seek to avoid at all costs.

Holy crap is a moke fight!
RUNNNNNN!!!!!

by David Hawaii May 28, 2007

malasian

The ignorant, uneducated way to spell Malaysian

Spell malasian right idiots

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

kyool

(k-yool) n. A synonym of cool, used most often during instant messenging between those between the ages of 13 and 18 years.

"Hey man, I just got a sweet new bike for christmas"

"Kyool dude, can I borrow it?"

"No dude. You can't."

by David Hawaii February 24, 2007

movie magic

The ability of characters in movies to wake up after a long night a drunken sex and have perfect makeup, fully made hair, clean skin, fresh breath, and flawless composure.

Can be observed in a great deal of movies, television series, and short films.

There is no way she could look like that after sex, it's just...NOT POSSIBLE!

Dude, calm down, it's not real, it's movie magic okay?

by David Hawaii June 14, 2007

Yapanese

An extremely outspoken japanese person. Usually hosts on japanese talk shows.

Ahhhh soooo desuu kaaaaa mochi kama daisuki desuuu ahhhhh

Shuddup you Yapanese

by David Hawaii May 5, 2007