david blomstrom's definitions

BlackM$ail

Blackmail perpetrated by Microsoft, or a situation that appears to be blackmail somehow associated with M$.

Can you guess which major corporation has been accused of blackM$ailing schools?

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Microsoft Nicknames

Any of the numerous nicknames applied to one of the most disgusting corporations on the planet, along with its founder, Bill Gates (collectively known as Billysoft).

I'm sick and tired of getting Microshafted, Microscammed and Microfucked by Billysoft (aka Micro$oft M$), from Microsludge (e.g. Windoze, M$ Office, Internet Exploder) to brainless Microslaves and loud-mouthed Microsoft whores, from phony pHilanthropists with bad haircuts to black$Mail! (P.S. These are all examples of Microsoft Nicknames, which offer a powerful clue to GET A MAC.)

by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Vichy Democrats

nickname for contemporary members of the Democratic Party, who have sold out to the increasingly fascist Republican Party just as the Vichy French collaborated with the Nazis

The Vichy Democrats include all Democratic officials who voted to invade Iraq - in other words, just about everyone except Senator Paul Wellstone, who died in a mysterious plane crash.

by David Blomstrom May 22, 2006

Vista

noun...
1) Microsoft's latest - and perhaps last - major operating system upgrade (unless you count its legendary "service packs" as upgrades)

2) A not so clever copy of Apple Mac's operating system

3) The latest evidence that Bill Gates is losing his grip on sanity

4) A bizarre suicidal move that may be recalled by future generations as "Hasta la Vista, Microsoft"

verb...
1) To self-destruct

2) To copy another software program

noun...
The Seattle Mafia may celebrate Vista, but most people around the world regard it as a mechanical version of George W. Bush.

verb...
Bill Gates: Shall we Vista another Mac program, or shall we try our hand at innovation this time around?

by David Blomstrom March 4, 2007

Seattle Mafia

the corporate powers that rule Seattle (one of America's most corrupt cities), along with their various "gatekeepers," including the politicians they have installed in office, the media and various phony activists

Bill Gates is a Seattle Mafia kingpin.

by David Blomstrom May 22, 2006

Great Depression II

An increasingly popular term for a global economic crisis generally blamed on corporate corruption based in the U.S., especially under President George W. Bush, though its full impact will occur after Bush's departure from public office. As of January 2009, it isn't certain whether the crisis will equal or even surpass the original Great Depression in severity, though comparing the two events is akin to comparing apples and oranges.

The global economic crisis that many are referring to as Great Depression II has been variously blamed on corporate corruption, globalization, capitalism, George W. Bush and greed and stupidity, all of which are coincidentally associated with Bill Gates, whose public relations team ironically promotes as a philanthropist.

by David Blomstrom January 31, 2009

Microsoft

1. official name of one of the world's most powerful and corrupt corporations, increasingly known as Microshaft, Microshit, Mickeysoft or simply M$<br>
2. corporation known for making unbelievably crappy software, then shoving it down consumers' throats, screwing competitors and taxpayers and exploiting public school students in the process<br>
3. corporation founded by Bill Gates and Paul Allen, two of the world's richest assholes and virtual monarchs of the corporate brothel called Seattle<br>
4. mega-corporation that can't handle real competition
5. powerful member of the Seattle Mafia

If it weren't for software bug fixes and virus advice, Microsoft's website traffic might slow to a crawl.

by David Blomstrom May 22, 2006