david's definitions

Dog Hog

A person who constantly hugs, kisses and gives wayy too much attention to other people's dogs.

(noun; see MyAnh Tran)

My, you needa get away from my dog, you fucken dog hog!

by David January 31, 2005

sheeping

the process and banging to bagajesus out of a sheep or lamp

i sheeped big bertha over there

by david February 15, 2004

ball tap

When you flick your hand really fast and hit a guys balls.

My girlfriend got mad at me so she tied me down and ball tapped me until my cock and balls were bruised and slightly bleeding.

by David June 19, 2006

Marpat

new Marine Corps digital cammies. Called Marpat- Marine Pattern

Marpat kicks ass, better than the ancient cammo. And only the Devil Dogs get them. OORAH!!

by David April 12, 2004

asstoast

gay derogatory slang;
a cheap, easy, low-quality (usually young or under-age) gay male;
also used as an unspecific reference to others of lesser virtue than yourself or your friends

"Miss Thing, whatever can you be thinking? Him? Oh, puh-leeze! That boy is just SO much asstoast!"

by David July 11, 2003

wob

wide open beaver, open pussy

i could see her wob from a mile away

by david August 28, 2004

fusion

a set location where a group of people gather together to become one.

Hey guys, wanna go to Fusion tonight?

by David December 10, 2003