Lart

1: a bloody fart (New Norberian English)
2: a callous or loathsome individual

(1) "The farting contest was going along swimmingly until april let rip a juicy lart"

(2) Keep your hands off the merchandise you pathetic little lart!

by David January 07, 2005

dumbass

Someone who is not only dumb, but an ass.

"Frank, you stupid son of a bitch, you're a dumbass."

by David December 03, 2003

mail

Something that is sent to your house daily by the mailman. Mail does not come on Sundays. See envelope and onvelope.

I need to go get the mail.

by David March 08, 2004

freud

formerly a scraggly old coke feind who read way too much into Oedipus and thought every oblong object was a penis while obessing over mouths, anuses, and genitals of little children, and somehow legitmized his ideas into what is now known as psychoanalytical psychology.

Sigmund Freud = pervert.

by David March 21, 2005

doe

Doe, No only with a D

"Hey you gots any money?"
"Doe I just spent it all"

by David March 05, 2005

book nerd

1. A nerd who always has there nose stuck in a book.

2. An uppity educated nerd.

Peter's decision to go to college proved definitively that he indeed a book nerd.

by David November 12, 2004

Gene Puddle

Slightly shallower genetic source of those whose actions make it obvious that they sprang from a place with not much variety in DNA.

You sent troops where?! When?! Boy, the gene puddle must have been drying out by the time your parents had you.

by David November 08, 2003