david's definitions

The Andrea Agassi

When you put a tennis ball in a sock, stick it up your ass,then pull it out fast.

For kicks I gave myshelf "The Andrea Agassi".

by david November 9, 2006

tooheys

Disgusting swill not fit for human consumption. See pooheys.

"Somebody brought pooheys to this party, lets stab them."
"Hu-Ah"

by david June 23, 2004

Microwave

Short for microwave oven. A machine used to cook food really fast especially, when you're in a hurry.

I need to put my dinner in the microwave.

by David December 9, 2003

rattled

Angry or very pissed off. As if very distraught and not as in the snakes rattler.

I am mike Seib rattled when i got hit in the head with the bike.

by David July 4, 2004

freud

formerly a scraggly old coke feind who read way too much into Oedipus and thought every oblong object was a penis while obessing over mouths, anuses, and genitals of little children, and somehow legitmized his ideas into what is now known as psychoanalytical psychology.

Sigmund Freud = pervert.

by David March 21, 2005

mods

Plural for common name for tracked music. Can be many different file formats though not just .mod

Created by using a program called a trackerTypically tracked music or mod music appears on demos. demoscene

Mods are songs

by David April 27, 2004

onvelope

A mispronunciation of ''envelope''.

Get it right. It's pronounced ''en-vuh-lope''.

by David December 7, 2003