david's definitions

Six of one half dozen of the other

Used to compare two things that are the same.

Half/Half
50/50

If I go left or right i'll turn up at the same place in the end. It's six of one half dozen of the other.

by David October 1, 2004

mink stole

a brilliant and severely under-rated comedic actress. Well known from John Waters films. She popularized the term 'pigfucker'.

Mink Stole is soooooooo fabulous.

by David October 28, 2003

np

No pubes. Also a codename for a male with a very high voice; Ie: A guy that almost sounds like a girl.

Dude, did you hear Paul and Joedda sing at the performance today? It was good, but I couldn't tell who was who. They both sounded the same! That Paul is such a goddamn NP.

by David May 27, 2003

Gene Puddle

Slightly shallower genetic source of those whose actions make it obvious that they sprang from a place with not much variety in DNA.

You sent troops where?! When?! Boy, the gene puddle must have been drying out by the time your parents had you.

by David November 8, 2003

seto

on yugioh, kaiba's first name and the name of the priest who betrayed the pharoah many millenia ago.

Priest Seto owned the millenium rod

by david September 28, 2003

cheesy gordita crunch

1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.

2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.

1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!

2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!

by David October 11, 2007

fine

Like many other phrases and words a woman uses, fine does not mean fine. Fine means "go fuck yourself". It is usually used to signal the end of an argument. Fine can also be associated in come cases with we need to talk

Ben: "but i didn't screw her"
Josie: "Fine"

(next day)

Josie: Ben , we need to talk

by David February 15, 2004