david's definitions

clit bang

Ow!

Bang! Ow!

by David November 8, 2003

lbfm

jocular abbr. for little brown fucking machine, apparently coined to refer to Vietnamese and other Asian female prostitutes during the Vietnam War, but now reserved almost exclusively for compliant Filipinas and Indonesians, whether professional or not. Frequently used in Hong Kong, but never for male sexual partners.

'You should try the Neptune II in Wanchai if you're looking for a Filipina or Indonesian takeaway. On Sunday afternoons the place is full of lbfms.'

by David December 18, 2003

Nick Lachey

Lucky bastard who not only gets to fuck Jessica Simpson whenever he wants to, but also has a lot of money.

He's such a Nick Lachey.

by David May 12, 2004

Up Top

Something that is cool, as to evoke a high-five.

Jelly Bellies are up top!
Man, that girl is up top!
Did you see that?! That was up top!

by David March 4, 2004

blazing blunts

means getting high, smoking maraijuana and getting high.

We were blazing blunts at the party all night man

by David November 4, 2003

gayerer

Gayerer - if something is gayer than an object which has already been defined itself as gayer, it is gayerer

Emily is gayerer as she is gayer than a gay

by David January 9, 2005

country music

A style of music which involves a guitar and drums and has someone who sings to the beat of softer music.

Clint Black
Alan Jackson

by David April 23, 2004