david's definitions

septic gene pool

Festering pool of water from which morons spring.

by David November 8, 2003

Vaginal Crouton

A small brownish green growth that lies on the outer lips of a cheesy and yeast infected vaginal canal. Upon sitting for months, the growth hardens into a delicious and crunchy crouton. Often, when ripe, the crouton can be plucked for the beginnings of a prized collection. (Often dipped in MUNG for flavor).

Hey Enrique, look at the diameter of her vaginal crouton. Let's get a bib!

by David November 15, 2003

soda

The General American term for a fizzy drink.

I want to go buy a soda. All Americans should understand what this word means. It is sometimes miscalled ''pop''.

by David January 15, 2004

pepin

cool, sweet ass, like pimpin. hot

That's the nicest car I've ever seen, that shit is pepin.

by David January 2, 2005

poodlefaking

Old RAF term meaning a bit of a ladies man

Ginger was a veritable Poodlefaker in his younger days

by David September 30, 2003

forgasmic

Really absolutely totally enjoyable: fucking orgasmic

holy crap batman! Catwoman looks absolutely forgasmic !

by David November 21, 2004

gizztacular

Adj. something so incredible, it causes massive ruptures in the groinal region.

That woman is gizztacular!

by David February 17, 2004