david's definitions

Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.

"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."

by David December 15, 2004

roaddog

homies, best buddy, friend

yo roaddogg want to go chilled with the lady

by David February 26, 2004

smplol

shitting my pants laughing out loud

"So ya did you hear that one joke about mr.emo?"
"SMPLOL"

by David August 10, 2003

yugi

the 14-16 year old dueling midget who owns the sennen puzzle which contains the spirit of a lost pharoah of the 18th dynasty who is an expert gamer and barely ever loses. despite his clothing, yugi is for the most part straight. thrughout the series, he is trying to make himself and anzu more than "just friends"

little yugi is weak, unlike his counterpart, yami yugi

by david September 28, 2003

Ambulance Chaser

A journalist who races to accidents and fires in order to take pictures and sell more newspapers. Similar to paparazzi.

In an effort to sell more papers, the Tribune has more ambulance chasers than real journalists.

by David October 13, 2003

PIG

Acronym for pretty intelligent guy or pretty intelligent girl when someone calls you a pig

When someone calls you a pig say ''I know I'm a pretty intelligent guy or girl''.

by David December 7, 2003

Nick Lachey

Lucky bastard who not only gets to fuck Jessica Simpson whenever he wants to, but also has a lot of money.

He's such a Nick Lachey.

by David May 12, 2004