mobile icecream salesman that hibernates during winter, though has some confused awakenings off-peak. a tacky chime breaks the eery silence that seems to preceed his visit. more adults than kids run to the van seeking a 99 and a gumball, or any kind of icecream with a chocolate flake, sprinkles, and red or green syrup.
a mysterious figure to adult and child alike, the icecream man is never seen in bodily entirity. filthy looking hands and you note not to eat the cone, but you do because it's dripping. almost certainly has big hairy arms and an aged, smudged tatoo of a swift on the back of his hand - are they all the same guy, like santa clause? do they belong to a not so secret or subtle guild? are they all striving to look like throwbacks from 1983 with their Chuckle Brothers/pub darts player from Swindon appearance, like Uncle Rico from Napolean Dynamite?
Who knows? by the time you've considerered all these things, your icecream will have melted and he'll have recklessly reversed and sped off in his yellow disney/supermario/pokemon adorned van with 'MIND THAT CHILD' on the back.
a mysterious figure to adult and child alike, the icecream man is never seen in bodily entirity. filthy looking hands and you note not to eat the cone, but you do because it's dripping. almost certainly has big hairy arms and an aged, smudged tatoo of a swift on the back of his hand - are they all the same guy, like santa clause? do they belong to a not so secret or subtle guild? are they all striving to look like throwbacks from 1983 with their Chuckle Brothers/pub darts player from Swindon appearance, like Uncle Rico from Napolean Dynamite?
Who knows? by the time you've considerered all these things, your icecream will have melted and he'll have recklessly reversed and sped off in his yellow disney/supermario/pokemon adorned van with 'MIND THAT CHILD' on the back.
are tatoos of swifts obligatory for an icecream man?
by davetwocombs May 01, 2007
Vietnamese for:
"Hurry up and play Russian Roulette, American filth; I've got bundles of my dirty, cheap-looking money riding on you catching a .38 this time, and if you don't I'll throw you back into your rat-infested river hold, pronto!"
...well, apparently according to the movie 'The Deer Hunter'.
"Hurry up and play Russian Roulette, American filth; I've got bundles of my dirty, cheap-looking money riding on you catching a .38 this time, and if you don't I'll throw you back into your rat-infested river hold, pronto!"
...well, apparently according to the movie 'The Deer Hunter'.
Charlie: "Ditty Mao"
Chris Walken: *sobs, hesitates*
Charlie: "Ditty Mao!" *slaps*
De Niro: "oooohhhh Micky, just do it Mickeyyyy. There are 5 empty chambers!"
Charlie: "MAO!" *SLAPS*
Walken: *sobs, hesitates, CLICK!, sobs*
*etc... until escape is facilitated by the use of 3 bullets; De Niro's feigned insanity; and the cruel, badly-toothed guards' extreme stupidity. BANG BANG BANG!*
Chris Walken: *sobs, hesitates*
Charlie: "Ditty Mao!" *slaps*
De Niro: "oooohhhh Micky, just do it Mickeyyyy. There are 5 empty chambers!"
Charlie: "MAO!" *SLAPS*
Walken: *sobs, hesitates, CLICK!, sobs*
*etc... until escape is facilitated by the use of 3 bullets; De Niro's feigned insanity; and the cruel, badly-toothed guards' extreme stupidity. BANG BANG BANG!*
by davetwocombs December 26, 2007
one who is neither an uptight, humourless square nor too laid back (circle), but has a balance of both fun to be with and responsible.
my friend's too much of a square, whilst i take things too easy... if i could have his work ethic, and he my lightheartedness, we'd both be squarcles
by davetwocombs May 01, 2007
pretentious eco shopping bag that's meant for shallow scenesters who wish to publicly flout their trendy 'green' credentials in a hypocritical, peacockish manner. Expect them to be quietly discarded when they are no longer considered 'cool'.
If all those scenesters and upmarket chavs care so much about the environment rather than appearing fashionable, why don't they just buy less showy, cheaper, nondescript cotton/canvas bags instead of bidding hundreds on ebay for that faddish 'i am not a plastic bag' bag?
by davetwocombs May 02, 2007