davetwocombs's definitions

i am not a plastic bag

pretentious eco shopping bag that's meant for shallow scenesters who wish to publicly flout their trendy 'green' credentials in a hypocritical, peacockish manner. Expect them to be quietly discarded when they are no longer considered 'cool'.

If all those scenesters and upmarket chavs care so much about the environment rather than appearing fashionable, why don't they just buy less showy, cheaper, nondescript cotton/canvas bags instead of bidding hundreds on ebay for that faddish 'i am not a plastic bag' bag?

by davetwocombs May 14, 2007

hipster

You know that guy that works at starbucks has a carefully constructed 'i don't care' hair cut, seems perpetually disenchanted with society, politics, his work, everything everyone else does, over estimates his own intelligence and feels cheated in life, acts like he's broke, but gets hand outs from his well-off parents, studies a useless subject at university, and models himself on Seth from the OC? Yeah, total hipster.

Hipsters tend to pride themselves on obsure popular culture references and go to great lengths to formulate a pretentious scruffy look which actually requires great care.

by davetwocombs May 14, 2007

chillax

dude relax, chillout; chillax

aw man do i have to write an example? i'd rather chillax

by davetwocombs May 13, 2007

twizzle

1. A Starbucks sweet consisting of 3 chocolate-coated marshmallows on the end of a stick.

2. A piece of poo suspended on the end of a stick, resembling said delicacy.

When I was a wee boy I remember other kids picking up twizzles for bravado.

by DaveTwoCombs November 1, 2007