davethejag's definitions

Stirring Porridge

making love to a woman who has had several gentlemen precede you into the said woman leaving their ejaculate inside the said woman, her pussy being full cum, hence porridge!

i don't know what fash is up to, but if he gets into pd he'll definitely be stirring porridge on a grand scale.
bagging up is required at the very least!

by davethejag February 22, 2009

egg in a bum

a gentleman whis is an egg in a nest but has homosexual tendencies, hence he is an egg in a bum

cor look at baldy julian with phil there, a right pair of shirtlifter, i bet he's an egg in a bum!

by davethejag November 8, 2007

Egg In A Bun

A Teesside case of a gentleman who is bald on the upper part of his head but who has a perfect ring of hair on the lower part of his head, slightly resembling a monk

look at ralf! he looks like a right "egg in a bun" he should get it all off

by davethejag November 3, 2007