dave's definitions

wizard

An ounce of ganja. Derived from the famous Wizard of Oz. (An oz is an ounce)

I got me a phatt wizard of bashment last night.

by dAVE July 2, 2003

DiC

They most recently butchered "I Ran", an 80's song from A Flock Of Seagulls. They use some young punk's version as the themesong for their dub of Knights Of The Zodiac, which is equally embarassing to watch.

As our Towers fell, there were snooty aristocratic frenchies shaking hands over some negotiation for some-odd billion dollars for financing the DiC corporation. Sounds good! Too bad it's being spent on shit. >.<

"*some little kid saying this* DiC"

by Dave January 14, 2004

short bus

a person who rides the short bus. in other words a retard

Oh my fucking god John, shut the fuck up you short bus riding freak.

by dave February 27, 2003

philly cats

a ghetto person from Philadelphia Pa.

You man these philly cats are fucking crazy.

by Dave January 29, 2005

Ecliptic

adj. 1. Of, or pertaining to EclipticZero and/or x-siq; 2. fuckin gay LOL; 3. Inexcusable immaturity; stupidity or lack of intuition.

You are an ecliptic.

by Dave April 20, 2003

Minehead

A minging place

Minehead mings

by dave March 11, 2003

shweep

see example.............

Engineer with PCB problem: "I just can't figure this out."

John The Specialist:"You've definitely got a problem somewhere in the electronics."

Passerby Technician:"Shweep!"

by Dave March 9, 2005