dave's definitions

Churchill smoothie

When male members of the Churchill family get together and deficate in the female Churchill's mouth's to make getting head feel nice and smooth.

"Yo last night i peeped in on Kathy C givin' a mean churchill smoothie to dave c."

by Dave April 20, 2005

shalackers

big feet

"shit...look at the shalackers on him!"

by Dave February 4, 2004

perephinelia

Miscellaneous goods relating to something.

"Correct me if I spelt this wrong."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

5.7x28mm

A premier calibur invented by FN (Fabrique Nationale) for two of their premier firearms : the Five-seveN and P90.
It is compact, yet powerful like a rifle round (able to pierce armor).

5.7x28mm is also illegal for citizens to possess because of its armor-piercing capabilities.

by Dave February 1, 2004

radical right-wing

Commonly refers to terrorist factions. There are countless indications to determine whether or not someone is radical right-wing, but the most dominant indicator is that the person, or group, believes greatly in war and fulfilling objectives through means of terrorism. There is possible lack of belief in human life involved as well.

"Whoever says Bush is radical right-wing clearly doesn't know jackshit. Bush is just right-wing. You can't just call him radical right-wing just because we went to war. But then again what do I know; I try to veer away from politics."
-me

by Dave February 3, 2004

befrazzle

So out of it that someone could shit in your mouth and you would think it was taco-bell

I am so befrazzled i could fuck myself

by Dave January 29, 2004

burn the bacon

When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.

"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!

by Dave January 22, 2004