dave's definitions

NVG

Night-Vision Goggles

A pair of hi-tech goggles that fit on the top-half of your head. How they work is that they amplify any small light within existence of a dark room, so that the dark room can be seen, often in a green color.

"Put on your NVG's."
-a commando in a mission advising his comrade in a pitch-black room

by Dave June 21, 2004

Eva

A blonde-haired hottie that is a character in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater. She is puuurrrrty....^-^ she also looks pretty sexy for a chick from the 60's. That hairstyle is quite modern-looking!

"What role will this Eva chick play in MGS3? We'll find out in November 2004...."
-me

by Dave May 24, 2004

rubbish

British terminology for "lies", etc; used to attempt to prove a spoken subject as contradictory.

"Democracy and humanitarianism have long been trademarks of the British Army."
"Rubbish!!"
-a scene from The Meaning of Life

by Dave June 15, 2004

badonkadonk

Big meaty asscheeks that are so sexy that you just wanna spank 'em n kiss 'em n cum on 'em. Always used as prime stroke off material.

My old girlfriend Ruthie S. had quite the badonkadonk....I used to stroke off to it several times daily, even at work!

by Dave February 6, 2004

Hairy Palms

People who are half monkey

Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey

by Dave July 8, 2003

peenk taco

sloppy dirty vagina

she has a smelly peenk taco

by dave March 2, 2004

homey

A good buddy you can always hang around with (providing that he/she says so).

"There are two people in my neighborhood who are good homies. Whenever I'm bored I just pay them a visit, 'cause they always welcome me. Sometimes one of'em takes me to see her other friends; they're good people too. Some do drugs, but they're nice to me and that's all I care about."
-me

by Dave July 8, 2004