Uttered in a moment of pure stupidity, usually around two or three in the morning. Means, in simple english, "Suck My Penis Tonight You Rotten Sex Fiend."
by dat dude June 10, 2004

(n.) Samir Haider... any other "dat dudes" on this website are fakes and phonys. P.S. If anyone tries to steal my alias I will not only prosecute but dick you in the ass with my bellend
Marv: ay yo did you see Samir pimp that sexy ass hoe last night?
Johnny Wilkerson: yeah man DAT DUDE is a pimp ass pimp
Johnny Wilkerson: yeah man DAT DUDE is a pimp ass pimp
by Dat Dude April 19, 2005

A girl with pointy tits
by Dat Dude February 04, 2005

A shitty experience or circumstance.
I gotta work late... that's fuckin toilet! My girl slepped with my best friend. Fuck her she was a toilet bitch anyway. I ran out of weed... That's some toilet shit right there.
by Dat Dude June 23, 2004

The kind of guy who tries to get rid of his lisp while saying "Sally Sold Seashells by the Seashore.
Samir: "Hey guys, check out my lisp, it's almost gone! Sssally Sssold Ssseahshhhells by the Ssseashore...How was that?
Steven: "It's still the same."
Samir: Damn It!!
**God, this smells like asssshhh:)
Steven: "It's still the same."
Samir: Damn It!!
**God, this smells like asssshhh:)
by Dat Dude May 06, 2005

(n.) The Penis Man does not have a specific definition, but it can be used when describing a weird person or in most cases, Maxwell Ritz Cracker.
by Dat Dude February 05, 2005
