darkmatter's definitions

Rock Lobster

1) it's not quite a rock, it's not quite a lobster; it's a Rock Lobster

2) a creature often found at parties and under docks at the beach

Someone went under a dock, there they found a rock! It wasn't a rock! It was a Rock Lobster!

by DarkMatter October 13, 2004

Zim999

1) a term to describe a person who thinks The Simpsons is better than Family Guy and acts like a child if you disagree, but he's really 20

2) will got postal if The Simpsons does not win a "Family Guy vs. The Simpsons" thread

After Family Guy won the poll, Zim999 went postal, killing millions of Family Guy fans

by DarkMatter October 8, 2004

GayCube

1) an unfunny and immature play on words to describe the Nintendo GameCube

2) an unfunny pun created by fanboys of the PlayStation 2 and X-Box who pass judgement on systems they have never tried

Fanboy: DO U HAVE PS2!!??????? :)
Me: Yes, but I don't use it as much as my GameCube.
Fanboy: omg u have a gaycube? all they make is teh kiddie shit lol. :)
Me: So a game needs to be full of blood and gore to be good?
Fanboy: yea lol :)

by DarkMatter October 12, 2004

Beast Boy/Raven shipper

one who supports the coupling of Beast Boy and Raven in Teen Titans

see BB/Rae definition

by DarkMatter October 5, 2004

first class fool

when one does something something so foolish, it is concidered to be a first class act of foolery

Person A: What does anon stand for?
Person B: Anonymous. Duh.
Person A: Well don't I feel like a first class fool.

by DarkMatter October 13, 2004

aw snap

1) an alternative to "aw damn," "aw shit," etc.

2) a term used when one makes a mistake or is part of an unfortunate incident

"We have to take the SATs today! Did you study?"
"AW SNAP!"

by DarkMatter October 10, 2004

9_9

a emoticon use to express the rolling of eyes

Fanboy: DBZ IS TEH SHIZZDSKFJ! :) lol
You: 9_9

by DarkMatter October 8, 2004