dano magnum's definitions

blink 182

Regardless of their genre, punk or not, there is one truth about blink 182 that is of importance.

They are the whiniest, most overrated group in recent history.
This stems from the sand that they have in their vaginas.

Joe: blink 182 rules!
Bill: Are you serious?
Joe: Yeah, dude!
Bill: I think i just threw up in my mouth a little.

by Dano Magnum November 11, 2008

right

Guaranteed to all Americans by the constitution, but slowly being taken away through social aid programs, censorship, and bannings.

Bill: I don't smoke, but i do believe that it is the right of an adult citizen of this country to smoke if they so choose, and that it is the right of any privately owned company to choose if they will allow a person to do so.
Ted: Yeah, and why should a privately owned company not be allowed to hire or fire anyone for any reason they want.
Bill: And what about trying to censor the internet, or the censorship of radio, tv, and print. Why is it not the choice of the company what they allow on their networks?
Ted: Indeed, and let's not get started on the patriot act.

by Dano Magnum July 1, 2007

superduper

The integral of uper duper
equals
(uper)^2
----------
2

S(uper)d(uper) = (uper^2)/2
superduper

by Dano Magnum July 21, 2007

power tab

A guitar players best friend. It allows tablature to be played back which decreases the amount of time it takes to learn a song. It can also be used to compose midi music, or convert a midi/tab into musical notation for players of other instruments to read.

Bill: Dude, I'm trying to learn eruption, but it's so fast i can't keep up with the tab
Ted: Try power tab, bro
Bill: Oh man... I'll never go back to tabs again.. This rules.

by Dano Magnum July 1, 2007

inebriated

A classy way to say you are drunk.

Bill: I am currently very highly inebriated, my good sir.
Ted: Yeah, I'm pretty drunk myself.

by Dano Magnum December 29, 2008

schmeckledorf

the state of being bamboozled

spongebob: We've been schmeckledorfed!
mr. krabs: That's not even a word and i agree with ya!

by dano magnum September 26, 2006

buffalo eye

When you peer into someone's soul. It is unforcable, and can only be done by chance. The closest repeatable action would be the o.O .

Bill: Hey, come here and look at this.
Ted: ...
Bill: HEY, come here and look at this.
Ted: ...
Bill: What are you doin? *turns around and sees Ted making cat noises clawing at a stain on the curtains*
Bill: o.O *buffalo eye*
Ted: *terrorized* dude... stop... you're giving me the buffalo eye.
Bill: Sorry, man.
Ted: It's ok... i thought i was gonna die. Try not to do it again..
Bill: I can't control it, man.

by Dano Magnum July 12, 2007