danny delinquent's definitions

tight like a tiger

A superlative level of tightness.

"Shelly finally gave it up, dude!"

"Holy shit, how was it?"

"It was SO fucking tight. It was tight like a tiger, man."

by Danny Delinquent January 5, 2004

shysty

Of dubious honesty; greedy, like a shyster.

They didn't give you your money back? That's hella shysty, dude.

by Danny Delinquent September 26, 2003

square

A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures. The antithesis of a hipster.

I like Lee, but she's a total square.

by Danny Delinquent March 22, 2004

spam purse embargo

A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.

Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.

"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."

by Danny Delinquent March 31, 2004

bombing

1) To fail to be funny, as in a stand up comic or SNL host.

2) A dangerous sport invented in New Zealand, which involves running into automotive traffic with the intention of forcing motorists to brake to avoid hitting you, the goal being to piss them off as much as possible without getting hurt.

1) "You're bombing, Luke (Perry)! I'm the only thing that's getting you laughs! The old Star Wars gag, Luke! You must use the Force to win the audience back!"

2) "We're gonna go hit the pubs and go out bombing!"

by Danny Delinquent March 4, 2004

shyster

Someone greedy, of questionable honesty. A crook or con artist.

"Fuck you, you're not getting a penny from me, you shyster."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

squatterwear

Patched, dirty, black clothing, of the kind popular with squatters and crusty punks.

"Oh my god dude, did you see that boy? He was SO HOT."

"You are such a sucker for the squatterwear, he's probably from the suburbs."

by Danny Delinquent March 16, 2004