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A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.
"What are you going to do after work?"
"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."
"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."
by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004
Get the freestyle loafing mug.Noun, sense 1. The offbeat rhythm characteristic to ska and rocksteady.
Noun, sense 2. "March/dance to a crooked beat", to be an individualist, or identify with an underground subculture like punk rock.
Noun, sense 2. "March/dance to a crooked beat", to be an individualist, or identify with an underground subculture like punk rock.
Sense 1: "You can only skank to a crooked beat. Put on the Slackers, bro!"
Sense 2: "Those kids march to a crooked beat. Fucking weirdos."
Sense 2: "Those kids march to a crooked beat. Fucking weirdos."
by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003
Get the crooked beat mug.A really dumb guy. The kind of exceptionally dumb guy who whacks his hardon against door frames and shit, literally knocking his cock.
Especially applicable to a guy who sucks, yet has a rad girlfriend.
Especially applicable to a guy who sucks, yet has a rad girlfriend.
"Ditch that guy, like yesterday. Your boyfriend is a fucking cock knocker. You could do so much better. Like me."
by Danny Delinquent March 29, 2005
Get the cock knocker mug.An expensive, exotic, ridiculously fast, and generally impractical sports car, the kind that rock stars drive. Italian makes like Ferrari, Maserati, and Lamborghini are excellent examples of rockstarmobiles, but a convertible V8 Ford Mustang with all the features and options can also serve this purpose.
"As soon as he got a big record deal with Sony, he went out and bought this rockstarmobile Lamborghini. Hope the record is a hit or he's gonna be in deep shit."
by Danny Delinquent May 9, 2004
Get the rockstarmobile mug.A markedly unhip, mainstream, square individual. The kind of person who does what they're told, instead of what they WANT.
"That girl is so fucking straight, dude, it's awful."
"Naw. She looks straight but she's actually hella hardcore."
"Naw. She looks straight but she's actually hella hardcore."
by Danny Delinquent March 22, 2004
Get the straight mug.A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures. The antithesis of a hipster.
by Danny Delinquent March 22, 2004
Get the square mug.by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003
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