danny delinquent's definitions

bombing

1) To fail to be funny, as in a stand up comic or SNL host.

2) A dangerous sport invented in New Zealand, which involves running into automotive traffic with the intention of forcing motorists to brake to avoid hitting you, the goal being to piss them off as much as possible without getting hurt.

1) "You're bombing, Luke (Perry)! I'm the only thing that's getting you laughs! The old Star Wars gag, Luke! You must use the Force to win the audience back!"

2) "We're gonna go hit the pubs and go out bombing!"

by Danny Delinquent March 4, 2004

shyster

Someone greedy, of questionable honesty. A crook or con artist.

"Fuck you, you're not getting a penny from me, you shyster."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

spam purse embargo

A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.

Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.

"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."

by Danny Delinquent March 31, 2004

tsunami bomb

Killer NorCalian rock'n'roll band, whose singer is not only wicked hot, but can actually sing and write songs that don't suck ass.

When I'm alone with Emily, I know what we should do. And we're gonna need some tissues when we're done, proly.

by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003

the living end

Anything particularly outrageous, absurd, or scandalous. Usually accompanied by a wave of a limp wrist, and used as follows.

"Oh Jackie, you are the living end!"

Meaning: "Oh Jackie, you are so outrageous!"

by Danny Delinquent December 29, 2003

deedly deedly dee

Pejorative term first coined by Frank Zappa, used to describe long, boring, wanky guitar solos. Onomotopoeically derived from the three note patterns commonly played by 'virtuoso' guitar soloists.

"Fuck Satriani, all he does is go deedly deedly dee all day. If I wanted to listen to someone jerk off, I would do it myself."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

nice guy syndrome

An exasperating social condition. Archetypically, the sufferer is a straight male with lots of female friends, but who cannot get a date or get laid to save his life. This is because every woman he meets, he befriends, and then when he tries to advance out of the 'friend zone' into 'boyfriend territory', he gets a speech to the effect of "I can't sleep with you, you're such a good friend, I don't want to risk our friendship". Typically, the rejecting female friend will then date/fuck other men who are total douchebags, then bitch and moan about them at length to their platonic male friends. Chances are, most of these platonic male friends are either gay, or straight and secretly furious that that mongoloid cracker homunculus fuck gets to fuck her, when he is clearly inferior in every way.

"I have lots of hot female friends, and none of them like me 'that way'. I have nice guy syndrome and I'm not even all that nice."

by Danny Delinquent December 29, 2003