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coat rack

A pejorative term for the boring, preppy mainstream girls who come to hardcore shows and basically just hold their boyfriend's jackets while they're in the pit.

Coat racks, unlike your garden variety poseur, have no pretense of being part of the scene or the subculture. They're just there because their boyfriends drag them along to the show.
"Yeahhh, she has long straight blonde hair, all made up and dressed cute in Aberfimbie and Crotch. And she's with a dude with short hair and a long sleeved black Bane shirt..... total coatrack."
by Danny Delinquent February 24, 2004
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knife around

To not do anything of particular significance. Can range from running miscellaneous errands around town to doing household chores to freestyle loafing.
"Hey, what are you up to?"

"Oh, just knifin around."
by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004
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freestyle loafing

A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.
"What are you going to do after work?"

"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."
by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004
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Boredeo

Pejorative nickname for the town of Rodeo, Contra Costa County, California. Probably best known for being hometown to Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day. Obviously derived from the fact that it is a very boring suburb, where there isn't much to do other than fuck, smoke weed, and do meth.
"She's hella tight dude...."

"Yeah, but she's from Boredeo."

"Weak!"
by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004
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bombing

1) To fail to be funny, as in a stand up comic or SNL host.

2) A dangerous sport invented in New Zealand, which involves running into automotive traffic with the intention of forcing motorists to brake to avoid hitting you, the goal being to piss them off as much as possible without getting hurt.
1) "You're bombing, Luke (Perry)! I'm the only thing that's getting you laughs! The old Star Wars gag, Luke! You must use the Force to win the audience back!"

2) "We're gonna go hit the pubs and go out bombing!"
by Danny Delinquent March 4, 2004
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squatterwear

Patched, dirty, black clothing, of the kind popular with squatters and crusty punks.
"Oh my god dude, did you see that boy? He was SO HOT."

"You are such a sucker for the squatterwear, he's probably from the suburbs."
by Danny Delinquent March 16, 2004
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square

A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures. The antithesis of a hipster.
I like Lee, but she's a total square.
by Danny Delinquent March 22, 2004
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