danny delinquent's definitions

real grownup job

A form of employment which pays well enough that the employee is mostly if not completely fiscally self-sufficient.

A real grownup job often but not necessarily requires postsecondary education and a 40+ hour work week. It may or may not involve working in an office, and may or may not be enjoyable or fulfilling. The primary qualification is that the job pays well enough for a responsible adult to live in a reasonably modest but comfortable manner with little or no outside help, be it in the form of a second job, trust fund or other form of mooching.

"Dude, I'm getting pretty fucking sick of being a broke ass college kid. I need a real grownup job."

by Danny Delinquent July 18, 2006

burgerwrecker

A person or thing which wrecks burgers of any kind. Allegedly the working title of a Wires on Fire EP to be released on Buddyhead Records, but later changed to 'Homewrecker'.

"Ow. My new man is a burgerwrecker. I'm all sore today, I think he stretched me out a little."

"Fuck this dude, let's go to Fatburger. I'll WRECK that burger."

by Danny Delinquent May 12, 2006

pulling pigtails

The act of harassing, insulting, or physically hurting someone because you are secretly attracted to them, in the manner of a grade school boy pulling the pigtails of a girl he has a crush on.

Naw dude, she hella wants your cock. She was just pulling your pigtails when she said you're a thumbdick little bitch.

by Danny Delinquent August 8, 2003

tweak

Verb. To deliberately provoke, to push someone's buttons.

"So I said, 'how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?' She said, 'How many?' I said, 'Three. One to take out the old bulb, one to put in the new one, and one to suck my dick."

"Did you do that just to tweak her?"

by Danny Delinquent December 4, 2003

wanky

Masturbatory, typically describes boring music, like 3 minute guitar solos. See also wankish.

"I can't listen to a lot of metal, it has too many wanky solos. I don't give a shit how many hours a day you practice."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

knife around

To not do anything of particular significance. Can range from running miscellaneous errands around town to doing household chores to freestyle loafing.

"Hey, what are you up to?"

"Oh, just knifin around."

by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004

the living end

Anything particularly outrageous, absurd, or scandalous. Usually accompanied by a wave of a limp wrist, and used as follows.

"Oh Jackie, you are the living end!"

Meaning: "Oh Jackie, you are so outrageous!"

by Danny Delinquent December 29, 2003