danny delinquent's definitions

skinhead

Typically a violent steakhead guy with no hair, boots and braces, and an IQ under 110. Tends to spout "oi oi oi" whenever the opportunity presents itself. Not necessarily racist, but usually conservative, patriotic, and steeped in jockish machismo. Drinks a lot of beer and has a massive chip on his shoulder. Loves to fight over anything. (Why are people who are so proud of being working class so hellbent on preserving the status quo, in which they are exploited by the bourgiousie?)

This fucking skinhead just punched me for looking at him! God. I'd really like to meet some skins who aren't friggin morons.

by Danny Delinquent October 4, 2003

knife around

To not do anything of particular significance. Can range from running miscellaneous errands around town to doing household chores to freestyle loafing.

"Hey, what are you up to?"

"Oh, just knifin around."

by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004

wanky

Masturbatory, typically describes boring music, like 3 minute guitar solos. See also wankish.

"I can't listen to a lot of metal, it has too many wanky solos. I don't give a shit how many hours a day you practice."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

nice guy syndrome

An exasperating social condition. Archetypically, the sufferer is a straight male with lots of female friends, but who cannot get a date or get laid to save his life. This is because every woman he meets, he befriends, and then when he tries to advance out of the 'friend zone' into 'boyfriend territory', he gets a speech to the effect of "I can't sleep with you, you're such a good friend, I don't want to risk our friendship". Typically, the rejecting female friend will then date/fuck other men who are total douchebags, then bitch and moan about them at length to their platonic male friends. Chances are, most of these platonic male friends are either gay, or straight and secretly furious that that mongoloid cracker homunculus fuck gets to fuck her, when he is clearly inferior in every way.

"I have lots of hot female friends, and none of them like me 'that way'. I have nice guy syndrome and I'm not even all that nice."

by Danny Delinquent December 29, 2003

girlfriend

Theoretically, a fairly reliable source of gash, among other things.

"I need a fucking girlfriend."

by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003

I'm friends with that!

East Bay slang term, indicating familiarity with and affection towards any given subject. Can also be used in the negative, as in "I'm SO not friends with that" to express distaste for the subject. Similar to being down with that.

"Stay home and smoke a blunt with you instead of going to school? I'm hella good friends with that."

"Dude, they wanted me to stay until midnight, sitting on my thumbs. I'm NOT friends with that."

by Danny Delinquent December 4, 2003

deedly deedly dee

Pejorative term first coined by Frank Zappa, used to describe long, boring, wanky guitar solos. Onomotopoeically derived from the three note patterns commonly played by 'virtuoso' guitar soloists.

"Fuck Satriani, all he does is go deedly deedly dee all day. If I wanted to listen to someone jerk off, I would do it myself."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003