danny delinquent's definitions

rockstarmobile

An expensive, exotic, ridiculously fast, and generally impractical sports car, the kind that rock stars drive. Italian makes like Ferrari, Maserati, and Lamborghini are excellent examples of rockstarmobiles, but a convertible V8 Ford Mustang with all the features and options can also serve this purpose.

"As soon as he got a big record deal with Sony, he went out and bought this rockstarmobile Lamborghini. Hope the record is a hit or he's gonna be in deep shit."

by Danny Delinquent May 9, 2004

fuckstration

Sexual frustration.

"Sweet fucking Christ, I need to get laid. I'm dying of fuckstration here."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

tight like a tiger

A superlative level of tightness.

"Shelly finally gave it up, dude!"

"Holy shit, how was it?"

"It was SO fucking tight. It was tight like a tiger, man."

by Danny Delinquent January 5, 2004

square

A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures. The antithesis of a hipster.

I like Lee, but she's a total square.

by Danny Delinquent March 22, 2004

cock knocker

A really dumb guy. The kind of exceptionally dumb guy who whacks his hardon against door frames and shit, literally knocking his cock.

Especially applicable to a guy who sucks, yet has a rad girlfriend.

"Ditch that guy, like yesterday. Your boyfriend is a fucking cock knocker. You could do so much better. Like me."

by Danny Delinquent March 29, 2005

freestyle loafing

A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.

"What are you going to do after work?"

"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."

by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004

San Francisco

A pretty cool town, but overpriced and crowded, with really bad traffic, terrifying hills to drive over, and parking is a royal pain in the ass. Live in the East Bay, go to San Francisco when you need to.

My ex girlfriend paid like $1000 a month for an apartment in Pacific Heights, I pay $750 for an apartment in North Oakland.

by Danny Delinquent August 14, 2003