danny delinquent's definitions

the living end

Anything particularly outrageous, absurd, or scandalous. Usually accompanied by a wave of a limp wrist, and used as follows.

"Oh Jackie, you are the living end!"

Meaning: "Oh Jackie, you are so outrageous!"

by Danny Delinquent December 29, 2003

shyster

Someone greedy, of questionable honesty. A crook or con artist.

"Fuck you, you're not getting a penny from me, you shyster."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

bombing

1) To fail to be funny, as in a stand up comic or SNL host.

2) A dangerous sport invented in New Zealand, which involves running into automotive traffic with the intention of forcing motorists to brake to avoid hitting you, the goal being to piss them off as much as possible without getting hurt.

1) "You're bombing, Luke (Perry)! I'm the only thing that's getting you laughs! The old Star Wars gag, Luke! You must use the Force to win the audience back!"

2) "We're gonna go hit the pubs and go out bombing!"

by Danny Delinquent March 4, 2004

spam purse embargo

A ban on female reproductive organs; sanctions against sex with women; a period of deliberate sexual inactivity.

Also, a great name for a band, because most people would have no fucking idea what it means.

"Helluv bitches were bummed when the Spam Purse Embargo went into effect. It means until the Embargo expires, they get no luv from me."

by Danny Delinquent March 31, 2004

squatterwear

Patched, dirty, black clothing, of the kind popular with squatters and crusty punks.

"Oh my god dude, did you see that boy? He was SO HOT."

"You are such a sucker for the squatterwear, he's probably from the suburbs."

by Danny Delinquent March 16, 2004

cock knocker

A really dumb guy. The kind of exceptionally dumb guy who whacks his hardon against door frames and shit, literally knocking his cock.

Especially applicable to a guy who sucks, yet has a rad girlfriend.

"Ditch that guy, like yesterday. Your boyfriend is a fucking cock knocker. You could do so much better. Like me."

by Danny Delinquent March 29, 2005

b-legitter

Noun. Two blunts rolled together, end to end, so as to make one super long blunt.

Dude, rolling a good b-legitter takes time and skill. It's generally reserved for special occasions, like April 20th.

by Danny Delinquent December 4, 2003