danny delinquent's definitions

wankish

"Wankish" has been used to describe an RPG character's alignment ("what's yer alignment?" "wankish" "as opposed to good or evil?"). But more generally, it indicates a general condition of wankery. Similar to wanky.

"Jimmy says...." "I don't give a fuck what Jimmy says, that wankish cunt can go fuck himself in the arse with a chainsaw."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

tsunami bomb

Killer NorCalian rock'n'roll band, whose singer is not only wicked hot, but can actually sing and write songs that don't suck ass.

When I'm alone with Emily, I know what we should do. And we're gonna need some tissues when we're done, proly.

by Danny Delinquent December 5, 2003

freestyle loafing

A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.

"What are you going to do after work?"

"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."

by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004

burgerwrecker

A person or thing which wrecks burgers of any kind. Allegedly the working title of a Wires on Fire EP to be released on Buddyhead Records, but later changed to 'Homewrecker'.

"Ow. My new man is a burgerwrecker. I'm all sore today, I think he stretched me out a little."

"Fuck this dude, let's go to Fatburger. I'll WRECK that burger."

by Danny Delinquent May 12, 2006

crooked beat

Noun, sense 1. The offbeat rhythm characteristic to ska and rocksteady.

Noun, sense 2. "March/dance to a crooked beat", to be an individualist, or identify with an underground subculture like punk rock.

Sense 1: "You can only skank to a crooked beat. Put on the Slackers, bro!"

Sense 2: "Those kids march to a crooked beat. Fucking weirdos."

by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003

cock knocker

A really dumb guy. The kind of exceptionally dumb guy who whacks his hardon against door frames and shit, literally knocking his cock.

Especially applicable to a guy who sucks, yet has a rad girlfriend.

"Ditch that guy, like yesterday. Your boyfriend is a fucking cock knocker. You could do so much better. Like me."

by Danny Delinquent March 29, 2005

b-legitter

Noun. Two blunts rolled together, end to end, so as to make one super long blunt.

Dude, rolling a good b-legitter takes time and skill. It's generally reserved for special occasions, like April 20th.

by Danny Delinquent December 4, 2003