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"So I said, 'how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?' She said, 'How many?' I said, 'Three. One to take out the old bulb, one to put in the new one, and one to suck my dick."
"Did you do that just to tweak her?"
"Did you do that just to tweak her?"
by Danny Delinquent December 4, 2003
Get the tweak mug.The act of harassing, insulting, or physically hurting someone because you are secretly attracted to them, in the manner of a grade school boy pulling the pigtails of a girl he has a crush on.
Naw dude, she hella wants your cock. She was just pulling your pigtails when she said you're a thumbdick little bitch.
by Danny Delinquent August 8, 2003
Get the pulling pigtails mug.A pretty cool town, but overpriced and crowded, with really bad traffic, terrifying hills to drive over, and parking is a royal pain in the ass. Live in the East Bay, go to San Francisco when you need to.
My ex girlfriend paid like $1000 a month for an apartment in Pacific Heights, I pay $750 for an apartment in North Oakland.
by Danny Delinquent August 14, 2003
Get the San Francisco mug.Adjective. Used to describe blatantly overprocessed vocals on recordings, or in a more general sense, as a disparaging description of any and all aspects of overproduced records. Refers to a popular pitch-correcting plugin for Pro Tools digital recording systems.
"Someone tell Britney her voice sounds like autotune."
"Dude, could they have compressed the rhythm guitar a little more? This sounds like autotune, man!"
"Dude, could they have compressed the rhythm guitar a little more? This sounds like autotune, man!"
by Danny Delinquent December 16, 2004
Get the sounds like autotune mug.A vagina belonging to a woman of unreasonably high standards. Not necessarily stuck up, just having such demanding standards that no one meets them, and consequently the gold plating on her gap tarnishes because she never gets laid.
"You snotty cunt, you totally have a gold plated gap, no one is good enough to stick it. So don't bitch to me about how you need to get laid."
"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."
"Dude, don't even bother with her. She has a gold plated gap."
by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003
Get the gold plated gap mug.Typically a violent steakhead guy with no hair, boots and braces, and an IQ under 110. Tends to spout "oi oi oi" whenever the opportunity presents itself. Not necessarily racist, but usually conservative, patriotic, and steeped in jockish machismo. Drinks a lot of beer and has a massive chip on his shoulder. Loves to fight over anything. (Why are people who are so proud of being working class so hellbent on preserving the status quo, in which they are exploited by the bourgiousie?)
This fucking skinhead just punched me for looking at him! God. I'd really like to meet some skins who aren't friggin morons.
by Danny Delinquent October 4, 2003
Get the skinhead mug.An exasperating social condition. Archetypically, the sufferer is a straight male with lots of female friends, but who cannot get a date or get laid to save his life. This is because every woman he meets, he befriends, and then when he tries to advance out of the 'friend zone' into 'boyfriend territory', he gets a speech to the effect of "I can't sleep with you, you're such a good friend, I don't want to risk our friendship". Typically, the rejecting female friend will then date/fuck other men who are total douchebags, then bitch and moan about them at length to their platonic male friends. Chances are, most of these platonic male friends are either gay, or straight and secretly furious that that mongoloid cracker homunculus fuck gets to fuck her, when he is clearly inferior in every way.
"I have lots of hot female friends, and none of them like me 'that way'. I have nice guy syndrome and I'm not even all that nice."
by Danny Delinquent December 29, 2003
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