daniel's definitions

brodometer

a scale of how much of a bro your buddy really is

dude, josh is a 10 on the brodometer, he wont bail on us!

by daniel March 26, 2005

trashball

A guy who is essentially worth less than his weight in trash... see dirtball or asswipe

That guy is hitting on all of the girls at the bar... what a cock-blocking trashball.

by Daniel May 13, 2005

Alternative Life Style

Someone who lives a gay or homosexual life. So do not be live like that. If you do, you are a loser!!!

Straight Guy: How is your alternative life style going?

Gay Guy: Shut up! Just because I am different does not mean I am that much different!

by Daniel March 27, 2005

sulicious

it's beyond delicious, it's sulicious. too sweet for one's good

this chocolate is not only delicious, it's even sulicious.

by daniel May 13, 2005

carrot

The little symbol used in proof-reading to correct something.

^add appostropie
J a n e s c a t i s s l e e p i n g.

by Daniel May 13, 2005

Spazzard

Contraction of Spaz hazzard. Pertaining to a person who is capable of freaking out at any given moment.

Jason: Don't go near Daniel, he's a spazzard.
Tim: Oh shit son... *runs away*

by Daniel March 31, 2005

Smoosh

1. n; Seattle's remarkable pop-based indie-rock sister duo comprised of Asya (13) on vocals & keyboards and Chloe (11) on drums.

2. tr. v.; To squash or mash.

1. Smoosh is the most exciting band.

2. I sat on my sack lunch and squashed my pb&j.

by Daniel April 1, 2005