Rancid Lizard

When a strand of hair gets wrapped around a part of the labia minora for so long that it turns purple and dies. This dead section of skin is the rancid lizard.

Gen can you look at my rancid lizard again, don't mind the chicken shit.

by dan_gleewang January 10, 2021

Stink Eyed Hippo

The act of hiding one's shitted underwear or pants under a bed.

Natalia: Oh man it stinks in here!

Katelyn: Yeah my roommate pulled another Stink Eyed Hippo without warning.
Natalia: Makes sense, she's a little mouse bitch.

by dan_gleewang January 14, 2021

Jizzed up Jesus

An insult directed towards long haired males who are acting rowdy, obnoxious and like to jizz every where. Similar to a long haired square except more spherical.

He catapults off of the couch with tremendous force projecting jizz onto the walls which take the shape of white clouds. While jizzing mid air, he is high above all of his peoples and henceforth becomes Jizzed up Jesus.

Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.

by dan_gleewang January 02, 2021

Chicken Shit

When one trusts thy fart too much and a little bit of poop squirts out. Similar to spouts.

Natalia: Oh jeez do you smell that??
Katelyn: Yeah my roommate had another chicken shit and pulled a stink-eyed hippo.
Natalia: Why does she always have the spouts?!?!?!

by dan_gleewang January 12, 2021