18 definitions by dan_gleewang
A long haired rebellious teenager who irritates adults and doesn't follow rules. Likes to be difficult.
Adult: Don't you have homework to do you Snot Nosed Punk?
Teenager: Why don't you shut it you slim stringed turkey.
Teenager: Why don't you shut it you slim stringed turkey.
by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021
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Kelsay: Dr. Daniels I think I might have covid...
Dr. D: Oh my, what are your symptoms?
Kelsay: I've had massive diarrhea and chills.
Dr. D: How many spouts have you have today?
Kelsay: Ummmm, I don't know maybe around 6.
Dr. D: Oh my, what are your symptoms?
Kelsay: I've had massive diarrhea and chills.
Dr. D: How many spouts have you have today?
Kelsay: Ummmm, I don't know maybe around 6.
by dan_gleewang January 11, 2021
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Broken brain cells and large pupils. An experienced dancer, can dirty dog wiggle. Prefers to travel significantly above the speed limit, most likely to a cold stone bakery. Favorite color is pink. Has sudden outbursts where "ooOOH BABYYYY" is screamed. Keeps a record of the number of nuts and will publicly announce them as they occur. Favorite scent is pink vanilla. If you know a Villone they're one of a kind.
-Geez look at that girl, must be a Villone.
Hunter :Did somebody just yell OH BABY?
Katelyn : Yeah that is my roommate, shes a Villone.
Hunter :Did somebody just yell OH BABY?
Katelyn : Yeah that is my roommate, shes a Villone.
by dan_gleewang December 11, 2019
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An individual who wears clothing that does not correspond to the length of their body. With the clothing on the shorter side.
Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021
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