dan's definitions

Marc Summers

1. The host of Nickelodeon's game show Double Dare. Also has OCD.
2. Very obsessive compulsive individual or someone who might be a neat freak.

Mike rearranged all his DVD's in order of the year they were released. Why must he be so Marc Summers.

by Dan September 19, 2004

dirtyfly effect

Deanna's brainwaves affecting other people's brawinwaves in her vicinity so that they are dirty minded as well.

The dirtyfly effect made me think bad things during a hair dryer commercial.

by Dan February 8, 2004

Demican

Politician who tries to appeal to the other party but in the process perverts their own veiws.

See Republicat

John Kerry is a Demican.

by Dan October 11, 2004

fucktard

a combination of fuck and retard
you fucking retard

you killed church, you team killing fucktard -Tucker

by Dan July 18, 2003

sweet dealz

Refers to a great deal. Popular with whiteys who try and be black.

Dan - "I got some pussay last night bro"
Matt - "Sweet dealz fuck!"

by Dan January 18, 2005

monkey scruff

the hairy area between ones balls and asshole; where ass-lint is most easily located. hardest place to rinse while taking shower.

yo man check out this asslint I dug up from my monkey scruff.

by dan March 1, 2005

strong bad

HEWO Ian

I will never ever ever ever ever ever write a song about sibbie.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Dear Strong Bad,

I love the cheat can you hook us up?

by Dan March 23, 2004