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Tucson

The second largest city in Arizona. Population of approximately 700,000. Located in Pima County. Home of the University of Arizona, the 46th best university in the nation. Also home to Pima Community College.

Often known for its "dry heat" since the humidity rarely passes 30%. Set in the middle of the Sonoran desert, it offers excellent scenery and some nice scenic drives.

"Tucson is a beautiful and scenic place to retire."

by Dan September 5, 2004

uninvited guests

Any creature that chooses to make its home in a hard to reach area in your house. Be it in the attic, basement or inside a wall, these guests are often rodents, reptiles, or insects of varying sizes. Once discovered, uninvited guests are very hard to evict from your home.

I've placed some rat poison in the attic and sealed up any holes in the walls so we don't get any uninvited guests trying to make their homes here.

by Dan April 21, 2008

colaric

A female who is dreadful in bed. A colaric should just become a lesbian, as she adds no value to the heterosexual community. As this type of person has no desirable physical or emotional characteristics to another functional human being, one wonders why this person still is living. 90% of males who do hook up with a colaric either commit suicide or turn gay because she is so repulsive.

A colaric is so bad in bed she couldn't even get a himmel off.

by Dan February 29, 2004

drack

a scumbag, but only used to describe female scumbags.

that coot is such a drack

by dan November 12, 2003

thug life

Descriptive Noun

Tired, over-used description of idle rich suburban white kids wearing over-sized jeans, ganky sport shirts, gold chains and condom-style ski-caps while driving around in Daddy's Beemer because they think it makes them cool different and above all black.

Thug Lie is more accurate.

See also wigger,falsetto cool,hat-'tard, eminem, and niggese

Robert used to be a unique individual 'til he started watching MTV Raps and decided that with his pale skin, freckles, blue eyes and red hair, he was perfect for the Thug Life.

by Dan January 15, 2004

utt

1.) cool, hip, top dog in the pack. 2.) the top individual(s) of a group. 3.) sexy individual that is cool just because, and causes others to be cool stricly by association. 4.) Nickname for such people.

Utt is the man. He's just so damn hott!!!!

by Dan February 22, 2005

Weto

A Spanish term for a man with naturally Blond hair.

Wetos are most common among Northern Europeans, more so than indigenous inhabitants of Spain.

by Dan August 12, 2003