dan's definitions

ballooning

One of the most fun things to do in the entire world. An act that consists of a large shopping bag full of water balloons, skilled throwers, and a patient driver. The people drive around looking for innocent pedestrians, and they launch water balloons at them. This is very fun (especially if you know your victim), but extremely hard to get good at.
Variations of this activity include a game, where you score points!

1 point for a snipe. (a hit anywhere that gets them)
2 points for a direct hit. (an awesome shot that nails them.
5 points for a head shot. (rare but rewarding)

Dude #1: "Yo guys, let's go ballooning, I think my brother and his friends are walking home from school."

Dude #2: "Hell yeah, I'll snipe them, so bad they will look like they jsut got out of a wimming pool."

by Dan May 23, 2005

vietnahm

ass sneak attack, term 'vietnahm' comes from a round of put-put, while the attacker tells the story of how he 'accidentally' probed the seat of his lady...

The act of doing a woman from behind, pulling it out and shoving yourself into her ass and saying 'oops'. Other dictionary terms apply, but not when your last name is Nahm!!!!!

by Dan December 1, 2004

Pacify

Politically Correct word for "kill", also see neutralize

"PFC Jenkins! I order you to PACIFY that family of five!"

by Dan February 4, 2005

crockin

A word dan invented

To croak and rock at the same time

"Dude...The guy with the mullet was crockin at the DefLeapord concert.."

by Dan May 29, 2004

skeedadle

to bounce; to cut out the place; to leave.

It's the police, we gots ta skeedadle!

by Dan January 5, 2005

poopmaster

the essence of being one with the poop

mike dropped a poopmaster on his mom

by dan October 12, 2003

faeg

It's the new cool word for "fag", or even "farg"

Dan: omg! you are SUCH a faeg
Sean: farg off
Dan: faaaeg

by Dan November 23, 2006