dan's definitions

Boy Howdy

cultural references:
-Was the favorite expression of Lee Majors as Heath on "Big Valley"
-Name of mascot for CREEM magazine (not porn, it's a longtime publication for rock music fans).

"Boy Howdy!"

by Dan February 2, 2004

weapons grade

as is "weapons grade plutonium" signifying the material that has been refined to higher quality suitable for an intended purpose, much like oil is refined into gasoline.

weapons grade plutonium

by Dan February 2, 2004

Manup

A calling to bring out the masculine side of girly men and whinny little boys.

Yo better man up before i slap your mustach sideways now.

by Dan February 3, 2004

Casting Call

When a couple is looking for one or more people to add to the cast of their "bedroom show".

1: I had a threesome with Jane and Dick
2: Really? I wasn't aware they were casting?

by Dan February 4, 2004

cardiff

A place in Wales where the locals enjoy such diverse passtimes as drinking, abusing drugs, and fighting.

Man#1: I know! Let's go to cardiff for the evening, abuse some substances, than beat the crap out of each other.
Man#2: I'll have some of that!

by Dan February 4, 2004

Stealth Bummer

Someone who is obviously gay but hides it from the world for some reasons which are usually not so plain to see.

Greig's not gay (even though he's fucked everyone this side of manchester)

by Dan February 6, 2004

fresh & fruity

When, during doggy-style copulation, the male switches from the vagaina to the rectum & back again.

Steve gave me a fresh & fruity last week, and now I have a horrible vaginal infection. OW!

by Dan February 6, 2004