dan's definitions

hoser

slang. 1. noun: (deragatory) an oaf, or simpleton. 2. noun: (friendly) a friend, brother or faithful companion. 3. verb: hose-off; a put-off; go away, leave me; I doubt what you are saying. History: The term originates from a syndicated television comedy about a fictional television station: 'Second City Television Station' or 'SCTV.' Comedy skits on the show were presented as actual programs. One such skit was a program entitled "the Great White North" - the hosts, comedians Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas (portraying Bob and Doug MacKenzie), embellished and exaggerated the stereotypical American image of how Canadians talk and act. The characters (Bob and Doug) drank beer, while bantering back and forth, inflecting their speech heavily with 'eh?' and the occasional 'hoser.'

Back off you hoser!

Come here hoser, I was just kidding.

by dan November 28, 2002

Denunerizification

The action in which you bone a nun, therefore depriving her of her nun-ness, and being denunerizificated.

If ever you decide to take part in a denunerizification, you will become God's whore.

by Dan August 9, 2004

Homestar Runner

Slow-witted, beanie-wearing, dullard with a speech impediment capable of annoying and amusing simultaneously.
Synonymous with Dumpface.
Often borrows fondue pots.

Flagrant error! This does not look good for Homestar Runner.

by Dan January 12, 2003

Justache

Someone who has only a mustache with no other facial hair or sideburns.

His justache looks like he's sniffin a sick caterpiller

by Dan November 30, 2003

pee wee

(verb)

The act of masturbating in public (mainly in a movie theater, but can be anywhere in public), getting caught, and, in turn, ruining your career.

Guy 1: Man, I'll never work in the preschool again!!
Guy 2: What happened?!?
Guy 1: Pee wee, nigga, pee wee.

by Dan March 24, 2004

Paco

Racist term to refer to people from Spanish speaking countries other than Spain.

Man, Tejas is filled to the brim with pacos. El Paso should be officially part of Aztlan.

by dan July 26, 2003

warrination

To experience extreme frustration. Usually resulting from a colleague's inability to listen to an explanation, continued inane questioning or acute stupidity.

The warrination is getting to much much. I must leave now and kill myself.

by Dan May 20, 2003