dan's definitions

Zerandise

A person who lives so close to many different animals he acts like one... a nub excursion user

Look! its a hippopotamaus, o wait,its a zer!

by Dan November 30, 2003

jealous

Being envious of someone

Nicola is fucking jealous of hannah because she is with dan and nicola is not

by dan December 2, 2004

Alphy

A synonym for God. Generally used during sexual intercourse.

Oh my Alphy!

by Dan September 1, 2003

madder do ee, madder do ee fuk

cornish expression to state the unimportance of a situation or thing
litteral translation,
does it matter, no it fucking doesn't

ear denzil i've lost that pair o socks you lent eylas thursdee"
"matter do ee",
"matter do ee fuk"

by Dan February 17, 2004

bogue

The abbreviated term for Bognor Regis in West Sussex.

I hate fucking bogue, it is shit and full of townie wankers.

by Dan March 15, 2005

Kentucky Rattlesnake

A rusty muffler and pipe system that has fallen off someone's old piece of crap car or truck that sits in the road until someone else runs it over.

Jimmy ran over a Kentucky rattlesnake on his way to the 7-Eleven for some beef jerky. Brandene's gonna be pissed.

by Dan April 14, 2009

porn stash

A porn stash is a slang for "pornography moustache". These were very comman in the 70's along with the fucking bush in the pubic region. A more modern porn stash is similar to the one the famous Ron Jeremy has.

"Holy shit that guys got a porn stash, he should be in a porno, homie"

by Dan January 18, 2005