dan's definitions

recockulous

rediculous beyond belief, often in a good way

This new triple chambered water bong you got is recockulous!

by Dan April 28, 2003

pom

What boring Aussie gits call their superior counterparts, the English.

The poms are gonna win the World Cup on Saturday

by Dan November 20, 2003

scuba diving

the art of diving in the muff

"andrew put on his flip flops and snorkel and dove into kaylas muff

by dan November 25, 2003

smackhead

someone who likes to brag about taking drugs...in other words a dickhead u would liek to smack.

charlotte hemingway

by dan December 14, 2003

serj tankian

the lead singer of system of a down.
dont tell me you didnt know who he was. o, rite, thats why u looked up his name in the first place....
see also:
daron malakian
shavo odadjian
john dolymayan

WHO can believe you

by dan December 19, 2003

Whey

whey - (noun) the turn of phrase used to represent an unfortunate event whereby the participant undertakes an action somewhat away from the norm which viewers or viewees feel a sense of accomplishment and the sudden urge to "whey"

A freekick sails miles wide and out for a throw in to the opposing side in a football match
Crowd reaction = one whole hearted "Whey"

by Dan December 25, 2004

daffodil

used when describing one's ass

kiss my shiny metal daffodil ass

by dan October 10, 2003