good one

To masturbait and enjoy it, rubbing your genitals to make them feel good.
Chris is having a good one in his closet again.
Winstons skipping p.e to have a good one in the change room again.
by Dan December 16, 2004
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Fucktard

An even more satisfying way to make fun of a retard. Notice the clever usage of both "fuck" and "tard". Ranks right up there with "spork" as the most cleverly-combined set of words ever.
That kid is a real fucktard.
by Dan December 23, 2003
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JR

"Bah Gawd Austin took out that sumovabitch Jericho"
by Dan November 27, 2003
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spazclarrt

a reduced or condensed version of the two common jibes "spaz" and "clarrt", both of which are also shortened forms of insults. Spaz being the shortened version of spastic. Clarrt being the short for of razzclot (razz clot being the Jamaican name forthe chunky part of menstral blood).

Spazzclarrt is used by clever people who are talking to white-wide-boys-who-think-they're-black to take the piss by introducing a clearly stupid new piece of urban vocabulary in the hope it will be used in the presence of some real bad ass mother fucker, thereby causing said wannabe white wide boy to be revealed for the numpty he / she is and leading to their ejection from the group.
"We was rinsin dis mash op rave was gabba innit blod"

"safe spazclarrt"
by dan November 26, 2004
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Car Slut

A young female, usually to be found associating herself with older males. Typically skanky rather than naturally attractive, she applies excessive amounts cheap makeup and wears trashy clothes in an attempt to attract attention from car-owning males. Little Miss Car Slut hangs around young car-owning wiggas in the misguided hope that she'll become incredibly popular, or at least score some free transport in the process.

In a tragic downwards spiral, many of these desperados she seeks will bury themselves in unserviceable amounts of debt to attract Little Miss Car Slut with shiny paint and bling wheels untastefully added to their uninspiring rice chariots. The desperados she hangs around with think it'll be worth the money when Little Miss Car Slut puts out, but in reality she's just a cock tease. Continuing the downward spiral, Little Miss Car Slut will move on to a new desparado as each successive one wakes up to her games, resulting in desperado war.
eg. Pamella is such a Car Slut
by dan February 29, 2004
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Stegnut

Someone who can't reach for their wallet without getting chest pains & whining. A cheapass.
Jus, you stegnut, it only costs 2 bucks!
by Dan November 18, 2003
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clanker

Droppings; Shit falling into the toilet and making a noise.
Oh man, I just dropped a fat clanker!

Where ya going? I gotta drop a clanker! Be right back!

Where's Dan? He's in the bathroom droppin' a clanker!

I left a few floating clankers in there for ya!

Ben enjoyed eating Dan's clankers.
by Dan October 05, 2004
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