dan's definitions

IT

Short for "information technology". Synonymous with MIS or CIS, which is "management/computer information systems." Term used to loosely describe computers and the management of information.

IT professionals are often looked down upon as non-social beings who fix computers all day. IT, in reality, is anything related to using technology to store and analyze information.

"The IT department is full of computer geeks."

by Dan June 9, 2005

cupotea

abbreviation for cup of tea

I'm going to make myself a cupotea

by Dan June 4, 2003

Fart

Firstly used to define "an expulsion of wind for the anus"

But now can be used to describe people ie the elderly.

The elderly lady thats smells of piss is such an old fart

by Dan October 15, 2006

flood

In Halo 2, Flood are parasites that infect any living organism, taking over their motor functions. The Flood parasite uses the host to reproduce its spores. Since they do not discriminate between various speciaes, the Flood will fight both the humans and the Covenant.

The Flood are one of the most formidable enemies you'll encounter.

by Dan January 21, 2005

Get up

Expressing your frustration at someone for saying something dumb/irrelevant/or against your own point of view.

"Man Utd are by far the greatest team ever" reply "get up, no way!"

by Dan July 8, 2004

TIG

Tungsten Inert Gas

a welding process

also known as

Gas
Tungsten
Arc
welding

i tig welded stainless tubing

by Dan May 13, 2005

armpit fuck

When you stick your erect penis between another being's armpits (perferably sweaty) and hump them from the back. It is very arrousing, and very rare.

I was the first person to invent armpit fucking.

by Dan November 2, 2003