dan's definitions

nimble tucker

See mimble tucker; large hairy part of a Horse's bottom

Geez, you guys are such mimble tuckers.

by Dan December 22, 2003

gene snitsky

Wrestler who descended from the heavens to die for our sins and end crappy storylines.

And on the 7th day Snitsky spoke "It's not my fault!"

by Dan October 12, 2004

spam

Funky tasting meat that thinks its meat...but its not...

Fucking poser!

by Dan July 1, 2003

Po.I.E.T.

The next stage of life of a P.I.E.T. when the girl is beyond all that high school shit and gets her happies from only her husband who may or may not know the extent of her P.I.E.T. experiences.

Man, I can't believe she flipped out and shit and is now a Po.I.E.T.

by Dan April 11, 2005

kakz

Another word for having sexual intercourse with a hot woman.

Hey Jake, I sure could go for some kakz right now.

Wow me too.

by Dan February 3, 2005

Hat-'tard

noun
Blending the noun 'hat' with the slang noun contraction of 'retard'. 1. A person who wears a baseball cap with the bill turned sideways, backward or otherwise in the wrong place for ridiculous, transitory social status rather than practicality. 2. A wanna-be gang member or rapper. See also wigger, See also eminem

Eric thinks he's a bad-ass Crip gangbanger because he wars his Cubs cap turned left. Don't tell him but he's really just a stupid wanna-be hat-'tard.

by dan January 11, 2004

sketch ball

1. One who is "sketch" quite often.

"Hell no, that sketch ball isn't coming to my party!"

by dan May 13, 2005