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Definitions by daddy jack

Gay person: *Driving reckless*
Angry driver: HEY! *honks* MOVE OUT THE WAY YOU FANNY
Fanny by daddy jack October 1, 2022
the person i like’s birthday month (10) day (6) n the 9 u gotta figure out
i love 1069
1069 by daddy jack January 19, 2022

puki mai 

puki mai by Daddy Jack October 15, 2019
Indonesian for "dick" or "penis"
"you have a small tolo"
tolo by Daddy Jack October 15, 2019

Mai pun Puki

Indonesian for "your mom is a whore" or "your mom is a slut" or "your mom is a bitch".

The phrase combines many Indonesian and a Malay words together which is very hard to correctly translate, since it contains the words mai which means whore or slut, and puki which means pussy or cunt. Basically saying "you come from the pussy of a whore"
"Nick, mai pun puki"
Mai pun Puki by Daddy Jack October 15, 2019
The last name of someone who is always lying to your face. They lie about things to people so that they feel sympathy for them in order for them to gain friends as they are poor at maintaining relationships otherwise. They lie about things so out of left field like lying about having mental disorders such as anxiety, depression, bipolar, anorexia, and bulimia. They lie out being assaulted, molested, and/or raped. They twist and turn their opinions faster than a cheetah runs, one minute they hate the idea of nudes then the next minute they're handing them out like lollipops. They also are known for being a fake friend, someone you never trust. You always have to watch what you say around these people, because eventually they will stab you in the back.
"That Gillard, he's always lying to your face. It's unbelievable what he gets on with."
Gillard by Daddy Jack February 15, 2019

Nerd Syndrome 

A syndrome that causes the person with it to become incredibly intelligent after putting on a pair of glasses.
*puts on glasses*
“Eight to the sixth power equals 262,144! Oh golly, I must have nerd syndrome.”

Thank you guys for watching my skit on me getting nerd syndrome!”
Nerd Syndrome by Daddy Jack February 16, 2018