by daddy jack October 01, 2022

"I'm having a huge pregnancy craving right now"
"I WANT FUCKING COCAINE, I'M ON MY PREGNANCY CRAVING"
"I WANT FUCKING COCAINE, I'M ON MY PREGNANCY CRAVING"
by Daddy Jack December 11, 2016

The last name of someone who is always lying to your face. They lie about things to people so that they feel sympathy for them in order for them to gain friends as they are poor at maintaining relationships otherwise. They lie about things so out of left field like lying about having mental disorders such as anxiety, depression, bipolar, anorexia, and bulimia. They lie out being assaulted, molested, and/or raped. They twist and turn their opinions faster than a cheetah runs, one minute they hate the idea of nudes then the next minute they're handing them out like lollipops. They also are known for being a fake friend, someone you never trust. You always have to watch what you say around these people, because eventually they will stab you in the back.
by Daddy Jack February 15, 2019

A syndrome that causes the person with it to become incredibly intelligent after putting on a pair of glasses.
*puts on glasses*
“Eight to the sixth power equals 262,144! Oh golly, I must have nerd syndrome.”
“Thank you guys for watching my skit on me getting nerd syndrome!”
“Eight to the sixth power equals 262,144! Oh golly, I must have nerd syndrome.”
“Thank you guys for watching my skit on me getting nerd syndrome!”
by Daddy Jack February 16, 2018

by Daddy Jack December 11, 2016
