M79

Vietnam-era 40mm GL (Grenade Launcher).

It resembles a massively-oversized shotgun, but is capable of firing 40mm grenade rounds. It premiered in the Vietnam War. Now it has been replaced by Colt's M203, which is attachable under the rail of an M16 or M4. It is even attachable to various allied assault rifles, including China's T95.

Although the M79 is no longer in service by the immediate armed forces, special forces, like the SEAL's, continue to use the M79 for its own unique capabilities over the M203 (for one, the M79 is more quick to use, and not as cumbersome as the M203.....that is unless, you use the Tactical M203, which is basically an M203, capable of doing the usual firing of 40mm shells, but with a pistol grip).
"An M79 or Tactical M203 now that I brought up the deal with the Tactical M203?.....hmm...."
-me
by Dave February 16, 2004
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In Soviet Russia

Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.
"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"

"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"

"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"

"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
by Dave July 13, 2004
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urmomahor

damn yo, this kid is soo rude, he is such an urmomahor
by dave July 18, 2003
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.45acp

ACP = Auto Colt Pistol

The legendary, and common, caliber, used in handguns of wide varieties. The .45acp cartridge was chambered in the legendary Colt M1911A1 handgun, used by american infantry during WWII.

.45acp is used even today, for such guns like the H&K Mark 23 SOCOM, and H&K's USP's. .45acp is even the caliber for the Tommygun used in WWII, and today it is used in H&K's UMP submachine gun.
".45acp is powerful too. ^_^"
-me
by Dave February 03, 2004
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hit the bottle

To acquire and drink alcohol, usually beer.
"My wife divorced me 'cause I wasn't making enough money. I was all depressed........yeah yeah, I know. I hit the bottle after all that shit. Who wouldn't!?"
by Dave May 15, 2004
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FIM-92

The technical name for the Stinger surface-to-air missile system, developed for the US Army, and has seen excellent use in the Gulf War.
"The reason those Arabs have so many Stingers is because we supplied them with our Stingers during the Soviet Invasion of Afghanistan."
-me
by Dave September 10, 2004
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phelch

The act of one licking the sperm out of the asshole after one has done the other tight up the ass.
Whe he realized his tight asshole was driping with sperm, he made me phelch him.
by dave March 17, 2003
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